Wow, so I haven't written in this thing in forever ( Read more... )

Guess who's probably gonna meet Jane Fonda on Monday? :D

OK, there's a certain number on the scale I've been
trying to break for about, oh, three years.

Today I'm 2.5 lbs below that number.

Tofu kicks ass.

I'm addicted to Podcasts.  I'm subscribed to about 10 of them , and they're soo perfect for listening when I walk the dog.  I have a really weird collection, too: I wonder if anyone else is subscribed ( Read more... )

Me: So are we gonna get Ashley a stripper for her bachelorette party?

Michelle: Nooooo... I'd get so embarrassed!

Me: It's not about you

Michelle: Well, I won't watch

(Here it comes):

Michelle: I'll just go make a pie or something

I have had my dog for three months and two days.  These are the things he has eaten in that time:

• Dental floss
• Cat shit
• My address book
• Numerous stuffed animals
• A toothbrush

Uh-oh.  Ashley has been planning to have a very small, casual wedding on New Year's Eve.  20 guests, no frills, just immediate family.  Very good idea, as anyone who knows how anal retentive and control-freaky Ashley is.

Now, with less than 4 months to go, she's changed her mind and wants more of a wedding wedding.  Brace yourself, World, it's the ( Read more... )

Ok, so my parents have been making fun of me for a while because I like Harry Potter.  I kept telling them, "If you gave it a chance you'd like it, too."  So Mom finally agve in and read Sorcerer's Stone... and she's totally hooked.  It's so funny.  We rented the movie over the weekend, and she was all into it: "Ooh, that must be Dumbledore.  There ( Read more... )

Did anyone watch the MTV Video Music Awards?  Man, did they suck.  I mean, they usually aren't that great anyway, but this year was really bad.  Did we really need another Notorious B.I.G. tribute?  (Maybe this year at the Oscars they'll spend five minutes memorializing River Phoenix.)  And please don't take this the wrong way folks, but were there ( Read more... )

Well, I postponed my little road trip.  That would have been a lot of gas, at least 2 nights in motels, and of course cleaning out gift shops... And since I only have about 100 bucks to my name, I guess I'll just wait.  Maybe Thanksgiving.

(Shit, maybe anytime, since I'm never gonna find a freakin' job.  I think it's my destiny to work at Brad's ( Read more... )

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