sorry... couldn't help it!
Just phoned the Government Swine Flu Helpline and all I got was crackling.
How did the pig go on holiday?
The swine flu.
Swine flu isn’t a problem for pigs, because they're all going to be cured anyway.
The first sign of pig flu is that you come out in nasty rashers.
Swine flu is getting serious, it has been reported to be a hamdemic, which may ( Read more... )
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In other news - you're a total dag!
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