30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS ( Read more... )

Jillian's Listening and Comforting Services
Mission statement: To make the poor, unfortunate soul that you are feel as if at least someone gives a flying fuck about your problems.
I'll pat your head, rub your back, and tell you that everything will be okay.
Extra will be charged for putting your head on my shoulder or in my lap.

Jesus fuck, if it doesn't involve you stay the fuck out.
You obviously don't have all of the information exchanged between those who are invovled, so you're therefore misinformed or rather uninformed ( Read more... )

You know those people who put up Christmas lights and really shouldn't? Of course you do...those houses garbed in bad taste mixed with too much wattage. So, I've taken the task upon myself to compile a list of "no no's" for Christmas lights ( Read more... )

Got this in e-mail from a friend of mine ( Read more... )