Arararrrarrgh ( Read more... )

Y'know... a lot of you have told me of late that you are tired of not seeing me.

Well, no offense, but... fuck you. I'm tired. Of so very much.

Please pay at the door to see me 15 years from now, drunk at the Elite. Again.

Dear Whomever,

No offense intended, but...

why the hell was I at amateur night at Sugar?

If I'm the only performer (excepting my children, of course) who can contour, why am I there?

Love,

Me

For those who may be curious as to the exciting things I did while visiting Las Vegas this last weekend/most of this week, I'll just give a day by day rundown...
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Within eight hours, I will be at Club 54 with a gin and tonic in hand.

Viva fucking Las damn Vegas!

1) I just cleaned out my drag closet. Anyone who feels that they may fit into some of my old drag crap that I'm done with may feel free to contact me and we can arrange a time to see if you want to swing by and grab it ( Read more... )

Dear all,

Avocados are truly the ambrosia of the gods.

Love,

Magsie

P.S. Did you know that the word avocado has its origins in the Aztec word "ahucatl", meaning "testicle?"

1) Best Porno Name Ever, beating out even Granny Takes a Tinkle, goes to Club Mandom 1: Blue Collar Cheese Factory2) I don't generally rant about work online, since it makes me a wee bit nervous that it'll somehow get back to the person I'm talking about, but whatever. Here it is ( Read more... )

As is my wont, I've been absent from the LJ for some time, although all who know me know that I tend to journal here in fits and starts ( Read more... )

Yay! I can finally buckle my belt through the eye that I wanted to- and that is wearing it comfortably.

Yay yay!