Jackass Comments of the Weekend

[evildave]

"I can't believe we lost in the ping pong tournament to a bunch of FUCKING NERDS! You should have seen how SKINNY their arms were, dude!"
       - A typical patron at The Ballroom on Friday night

"Oh, I know, now! He was in 'Kung Fu - The Legend Continues'!"
       - Some guy leaving Kill Bill, Vol. 2 at the Neptune

Comments

[bostonsteamer]

your fault for going to the Ballroom, dude.

[planxi_mihi]

I second that!

[evildave]

All right, of course that's true. But I had a friend in from out of town, and we were out drinking and he was all, "Let's go where the hot chicks are!" Yes, the Ballroom is horrible, but I figured that's what he was looking for. And I was right! I figure I get some sort of skill points in "entertaining" for that one.