Comments | evile_palmtree: AARGH! Raaant of raaaampaaageeee!

evile_palmtree

AARGH! Raaant of raaaampaaageeee!

Feb 11, 2006 18:37

MY SKORT! It's....WHITE! Only PANSIES wear white! I've tried inking it...Spilling all sorts of things on it....Redying it...EVERYTHING! It. Won't. Go. Back. To. BLACK! ...Bleh! When I get my hands on her ( Read more... )

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flashfirefletch February 11 2006, 23:51:05 UTC

Um...maybe someone can dye it using alchemy! I've heard that can be done. Never tried it, though...

Please don't get revenge on me. I didn't do anything. ._.;

evile_palmtree February 11 2006, 23:57:03 UTC

*trying not to strangle him* Where. Can. I. Find. Someone. To. Do. That?
ILL GET REVENGE ON YOU! ... EVEN IF IT ISNT TECHNICALLY REVENGE!

flashfirefletch February 11 2006, 23:59:38 UTC

Uhh....I don't know! Maybe you could ask around! I could try, but you'd probably want me to practice or something first 'cause I could mess up and turn it orange or something!

Don't do that!

evile_palmtree February 12 2006, 00:03:44 UTC

TRY DAMMIT! If it turns orange it's better than WHITE! *twitch*

I WILL! First I'll take all of your matches....Then I'll infest your house with even MORE ROACHES! Even OUTSIDE YOUR ROOM!

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ipwnturtles February 12 2006, 01:33:44 UTC

Why don't you just buy a new one? *snickers* You might look good in pink.

evile_palmtree February 12 2006, 02:48:46 UTC

Pink? PINK?! WELL LOOK WHO'S BROTHER WENT THROUGH THE "look at me! I'm a gay girly guy!" PHASE!

ipwnturtles February 12 2006, 02:50:36 UTC

Who? You? Because, you know, I'm not wearing anything pink so it couldn't possibly be me.

evile_palmtree February 12 2006, 03:46:10 UTC

NO! You're brother. And I'm NOT wearing pink, shorty. Yes. SHORTY. Now go drink your milk, midget boy.

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can_i_eat_it February 12 2006, 01:40:27 UTC

*blinks* Hello Envy. You look angry or something.

evile_palmtree February 12 2006, 02:49:48 UTC

Thank you CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

can_i_eat_it February 12 2006, 03:06:42 UTC

*confused* ...Me not Captain.... Envy should eat something. Always make me feel betterto eat. Like, eat Red Stone. Envy have any Red Stone?

evile_palmtree February 12 2006, 03:38:56 UTC

NO! SHUT UP! *twitch*

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aroseisnotarose February 12 2006, 03:36:06 UTC

::trying not to laugh:: I'm almost sorry okay, no reason to terrorize everyone...actually you can. Except not me. ^__^ You actually call it a skort! ...Anyways I bought you a new skirt skort. Just open the box, I hope you like plaid... >_>; *starts inching away quickly to avoid the wrath!!!!!*

evile_palmtree February 12 2006, 03:39:37 UTC

.....YOU WHORE! THIS IS A KILT! NOT A SKORT! A KILT!

aroseisnotarose February 12 2006, 04:39:02 UTC

::still inching away:: Yep, your old skirt, in Al-chan's words, was untrendy. Be happy someone is trying to help you!

::freezes and eyes him:: Say whore again, and you won't have any more palmtree hair!

evile_palmtree February 12 2006, 17:30:18 UTC

...WHORE!

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hotheadedhawk February 12 2006, 03:40:14 UTC

Why don't you just shut up? Your giving me a migrain.

evile_palmtree February 12 2006, 03:42:28 UTC

NO ONE ASKED YOU! HERE! *gives her the kilt* Go flash it around in front of Mustang and his perfect hair and see what happens...

hotheadedhawk February 12 2006, 03:48:13 UTC

*twitches at the thing* Ah, NO! Mustang can go get thrown off the cliff for all I fucking care. *points gun* And DON'T ever tell me to wear a skort.

evile_palmtree February 12 2006, 03:49:47 UTC

I'll take that into consideration. Oh. And.... Wear a skort.

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