Yeah,

So I've been grounded since I last said I was going to be grounded, which was around the very beginning of August.

I've been bored trying to cope with the punishment, but I guess I will keep dealing with it. LOL

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day when you died. The policy would go into effect at noon the next day. The next day at 12:01, the first person came to the gates of Heaven. The Angel at the gate, remembering ( Read more... )

SHAWNA KNOCKED ME OFF A HAMMOCK AND I LANDED ON BRICKS! I GOT ONE STRAIGHT TO THE RIBS, AND ONE TO RIGHT ABOVE MY ELBOW! NOW IT'S A GIANT BLACK AND BLUE BRUISE THAT IS BIGGER THAN MY ELBOW . . . OUCHIES!

There are so many things that are happening to me right now. I don't even know where to begin, so it's better off left within my mind and not expressed verbally. In time, the confusion can either clear or worsen . . . which side will prevail, well, consider it to be a flip of the coin. In one hand, I have the dreams and goals of my own. The other ( Read more... )

Yea, so I went online and just started chatting like I usually do. And like always, people I don't know try to chat with me, and I pretty much always chat with them. Heck, there's nothing wrong with making new chat buddies right ( Read more... )

A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them ( Read more... )

Oh I'm just having the best week ever (sarcasm galore). Out of nowhere, my glasses decide to break on me. GRAVY !@#$%^&* I wonder what's next? I mean, it's only Wednesday and all this craziness has happened so far . . .

. . . I wouldn't be surprised if I end up in the hospital by Saturday night. Heck I ALMOST did on Tuesday, so why not on

OMG! To think, I almost killed myself today. What the hell happened?! This is why I can't live alone, lol. It was my way of getting revenge on GVSU for leaving me here all alone ( Read more... )

Number Quiz (Difficulty: 3 of 5 ( Read more... )

Today was so much fun! I spent the day with an ex-coworker of mine, Mary. I helped her with her film for her video class. She was the camera person while I acted out emotions, lol. It was fun, though I couldn't help smiling throughout the entire video. We had to walk to different scenarios, so that was a little workout on its own ( Read more... )