WTF!?!?!?!?

[evileyeonyou]

WHERE DID MY DICK GO !?!?  And....and....WHY AM I A MIDGET!?!? With the urge to...play and run and giggle.

I hate you all you stupid owl things.

ARGH SPIDER!  There is a SPIDER in here!!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY!

Comments

[indirectlyodd]

... My my~

[evileyeonyou]

What My My!?!? There. Is. A. Spider. KILL. IT!

Must kill it. It..it's....big and hairy and...why are you smiling at me like that?!?!?!?

[matsurichan]

I'll bet that spider's more scared of you than you are of it!~ ♥

[evileyeonyou]

Nuh uh.

I'm not afraid of it. It's just...um....it's..um...big and scary. A shoe might work....

[matsurichan]

Well, if it is reaaaaallly big, you'd probably need more than a shoe, wouldn't you? Haha~

[evileyeonyou]

It's really big and...I think I'll just leave the teepee to it for now. And get out of heerreeee.

[urchinhead]

Haha, squish it up! That'll teach it.

[evileyeonyou]

Nuh uh. It might bite me.

[urchinhead]

....Do it with a stick.

[evileyeonyou]

If it's still in there, I'll try that. Thanksyous.

[seashore_swan]

Dick?

You should just remove the spider instead of shouting at it.

[evileyeonyou]

Yes. That thing you pee with.

I removed myself. Much safter that way.

[hellsownknight]

Shut the hell up! God, you're annoying...

[evileyeonyou]

You're ugly and mean!

[hellsownknight]

You're a loud-mouthed retard!

[evileyeonyou]

Takes one to know one!