ahh fiddlesticks. In all truthfulness i am very cold right now. In the manner that I am wearing shorts and it's still 20 degrees out and Ive been outside most of the day.  In fact, you wait here, and I shall return with warmer pants.

Pants successfully retrieved.

I don't know where this was going, but at least I'm warmer

-la failurdora

Life: An Odd collection of Ironies and Fables

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I'm on vacation!

SAWEET!

-T-

possibly the most pointless of recent entriesssss

You can't escape the demons of Connecticut, even 3,000 miles away..

*yay*

I think I bleew the lining of my stomach

Dinner time
peace

alejandro

So a creative writing response was due in english yesterday and naturally I completely ignored it. I ended up taking little bits of songs from my personal book and putting them together. It was supposed to be about this Greek chick Zorba who fucked everyone in her village, then got stoned to death by angry horny europeans (the worst kind mind you ( Read more... )

Sore throat

He hasn't been here in a million years, I was getting fixed. Leaving for CA for a week mebbe he will update there, he doubts it...

He really has nothing to say
In the spirit of being a hypocrite he hates the cyber world and all who dwell within.
It's nice outside he should go...

Alex says bye

"bye", Alex says.

-Joseph; a gay Jewish