I call you, you not there again.
What you doing to me?

Merry easter to all. And to all, a good night.
We all know the true meaning of easter is commercialism.
God bless capitalist pigs.

I'm one of the hardest to motivate people you will ever meet:

"train's gonna catch fire"
meh
"train's almost alight"
meh
"train's on fire"
meh
"your pants are on fire"
HOLY SHIT!!! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!

I'm finally tying up all my loose ends, and this time, they're gonna stay tied.
Wish me luck!

What is wrong with the world today ( Read more... )

*beats head against wall*

Today I may have just done one of the stupidest things in my entire life ( Read more... )

I just have a sorta half-idea in my head today ( Read more... )

I would like to note that I do not condone the mistreatment of women, nor do I encourage going out and getting them to take their kit off for free or for money. What was said was purely hypothetical and I apologize for not making that apparent when I wrote it.

And now... some lyrics.
( Lyrics )

I would like today, to speak about CG pr0n ( Read more... )

Today is a red letter day.
For today I have shed my skin of obscurity.
NO LONGER AM I A WAFFLE!

I am now to be referred to as.
Teh mushroom.
*dances*

There are so many ( Read more... )

*pats patchy ( Read more... )