Comments | evilhippo: I am a wuss!

evilhippo

I am a wuss!

Nov 20, 2011 23:54

From now on, I am no longer allowed to have any more container gardens. None! My stupid tomatoes refused to give up and accept that winter was coming, and when I went out tonight to do my laundry I noticed that one of them was blooming. Stupid, stupid tomato! So of course my silly sentimental self felt bad about leaving them outside to die and ( Read more... )

back porch experiment, my third apartment

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zolac_no_miko November 21 2011, 06:05:50 UTC

Hahaha ohmigod Carrie, you are amazing. XDDD

Careful, it's a slippery slope to Pamela Isley.

evilhippo November 22 2011, 05:22:14 UTC

Oh well, that's not the worst fate I could have. Though I suspect my crazy plant lady side wouldn't get along with my Anti-Achievement-Gap Batman side. That might be kind of rough, but I suppose it'd make for good backstory. (Maybe things with Conservation Batman would still be cool? It's hard to tell this early on in the character development. ^_^)

zolac_no_miko November 22 2011, 07:25:49 UTC

Conservation Batman would be delighted, but would encourage you to start cultivating native species.

flutingfrenzy November 21 2011, 20:52:51 UTC

Okay, this is adorable. Does this mean you'll give me advice when I start an herb garden next summer like I am totally going to because I'm finally going to have a nice deck with southern exposure all to myself? While you're at it, will you help me stop torturing this innocent syntax?

evilhippo November 22 2011, 05:25:17 UTC

I can try to give you advice... but its sanity and usefulness are obviously questionable. (-; (Southern decks are the best! My back porch garden was the best the year I had a porch facing south. Just give tomatoes enough space--mine were too close together that year and the tomato plague got them.) Also you'll always need way more dirt than you think.

Sorry, I'm wanted in at least three countries for syntax abuse. I am not the person to ask