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[evilili]

Having two dogs is the joy of my life, but sometimes the bane of my existence...namely when I am awoken every hour with a final rise at 6:00 a.m. on my day off. *sigh* Apparently Frankenstein wanted to go out, which I feel badly that I didn't just bring him out during the first attempt at awakening me. You see, the night before, he kept waking me

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[clammm]

I've contemplated the idea of some sort of invention that would ease the pain of getting up in the middle of the night to let dogs out... You would have some sort of dog run/cage/ outdoor enclosed grassy area attached to the house with a dog-sized door. It would open ONLY by remote, and ONLY between certain "fuck you I'm sleeping" hours. You would keep the remote by your bed, and when the dogs awaken you, you could hit the remote and the dog door would open into the enclosed pooping space. It would only stay open for a predetermined amount of time, so you'd have to train the dogs to get their asses back in within so many minutes.

You would only awaken just enough to hit the goddam remote.

Trouble is, I'm neither an engineer nor an architect. But I could probably make you cute pajamas to wear while you sleep and curse at the dogs at 6am...

[evilili]

ooohhh...cute pajamas! That would deifnitely make things better!

[hasty_smurf]

I would like to see this new hair. I've been told it's rad. Please show me.

[evilili]

Okay, I am going to post a picture of my new hair in a new post so I can make it friends only so I won't give away my secret internet identity of a cool person!!!!