when worlds collide

[evilili]

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[mezdeathhead]

Man! first you guys kidnap me and take fake pictures of me "enjoying myself" out there, then you post them all over the internet? I'm calling the police! The world will know of your wily ways!

PS I sent the mortgage paperwork in the mail, it should be there soon. Don't forget to make the check out to CAPTAIN ROCK AND ROLL III, ESQUIRE

[evilili]

The check is in the mail, but unfortunately I don't think you will be able to cash it. I accidentally made it out to "Duke Easy Listening IV, Jr."

[mezdeathhead]

YOU! You know what? I've crafted such a witty comeback to this that I'm not even going to post because you would EXPLODE if you read it.