evilis

[one_of_the_kind]

In which moment do you know your life has turned out to be weird? When exactly are that moment when you sit down and this ‘shit, this is so off!’? For me? It’s about the time when I found out my sister was a vampire slayer. Oh, yeah, and the fact that vampires are real. And so is demon. And magic is much more than bad horror movies. And then you

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[buffys_bitch]

I stalk into the Summer's house, not caring when the door slams.

"Dawn! Willow was supposed to change the buffybot. It's still bloody well coming on to me. She promised me she would do it!!"

I go straight for the kitchen, and open the fridge looking for either blood or a beer. I think the witches stock some light alcohol rubbish that tastes like piss, but then all american beer tastes like piss, so...

There's some pig's blood that looks past its expiration date but I decide to risk it. I pop it in a mug and decide to nuke it. Not sure for how long though. So I stand looking at the microwave trying to figure out which buttons to push. Don't want cooked blood.

[one_of_the_kind]

I frown as the door slams. How come Spike is the only one who ever slams door in this house? So, I walk downstairs in the kitchen and roll my eyes as Spike, for God knows what time again, tries to figure which button is for blood. Or milk. But I think blood is the one that is cooked there more.

"Well, you know, if you wouldn't have actually asked for that thing to be made to fulfill your sick fantasies, it wouldn't even be here now, not even mentioning coming on to you..."

[buffys_bitch]

"And we wouldn't have something that looks and talks like the slayer to fool the hordes of evil knocking on our doorstep either."

I still can't bring myself to say her name too often. Still hurts to. I turn to look at Dawn and hold up the mug, hoping she'll show me which buttons again. Can never remember.

"We need the bot, Dawn. Much as I hate having to be around her- it. Once the ugly beasties cotton on to the fact that the hellmouth's protector is...dead. Then we'll be knee deep in blood and viscera. The carnage won't be pretty. And do you think that this band of buggered is going to make a difference? Think again."

I don't know what's got into me tonight, but I'm worried. Worried for Dawn. I've been showing her some moves, trying to help her learn to defend herself, but still I know in my gut that the way things are going, it might not be enough. I made a promise...

[one_of_the_kind]

"Right, right, I know you're worried and I know you're right. I'll live with that. But as for you and the bot? Live with it. I'd say she'll get tired of you with time, but seeing her baking SO many pancakes I kinda doubt it."

I grin and take the mug from him. Eww! Blood! I push the mug in the microwave and push the milk button. Should work just fine. Turning back to Spike I offer him a smile.

"So, is complaining about bot the only reason you're here? Or is your TV broken again?" Which I'm guessing it is...

[buffys_bitch]

I stroll along with Dawn, hands in pockets and smile down at her, she's looking so pleased with herself that I can't help but grin myself.

"So what takes your fancy. What flick are we gonna see? The latest Harry Potter? Some foreign film with unreadable subtitles or a piece of fluff blockbuster?"

[one_of_the_kind]

"We are not seeing 'Harry Potter'! How old do you think I am? Eleven? Besides, those movies always are boring... Books are better. What? Hey! I do read, you know?" I shake my head and walk in the cinema.

"I vote for 'Mean Girls'. I like Lindsey Lohan. And that film has got no blood and no killing and still has got 'mean' in the title, so..." And it's a chick flick.

[buffys_bitch]

I roll my eyes at her protests about Harry Potter. Kids.

"Well, I guess you are paying, so...Mean Girls it is. Sounds like a bloody porno though." I mutter under my breath.

As we walk along I keep an eye out for trouble, shadows moving in the dark. This is Sunnydale after all, things going bump in the night is a regular occurence.

[one_of_the_kind]

I get us the tickets and popcorn and we both walk in and take seats. Wow! I wonder how long it has been since I last was to a movie. Never less with a guy. I can count Spike as guy right? Not counting him as my date though...

"Could you just shut up?" I say and giggle a little after one more of Spike's comments about the movie. I doubt I will ever be able to go to chick flicks if he keeps this up!