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The Wednesday 100
1. If you had a super- or mutant-power, what would it be? To assist unfortunate individuals in achieving orgasm.
2. What would your costume look like? I would wear the regulation tights and leotards, probably in green cause that's my color, but there would be handcuffs, whips, condoms and diaphragms hanging off of it.
3. Would you have a secret identity or would you let the world know about your power? I would definitely keep it to myself.
4. If you had a secret identity, what would your superhero name be? Orgasmo!
5. Would you be a team player or a loner? Loner.
6. If you had to be part of a super group, what would your group’s name be? The Oooh Ahhhs
7. What Interweb person would be your arch-nemesis? TGO
8. What would their power be? I think that one is self-explanatory
9. What would their villian name be? TGO
10. What would their costume look like? It wouldn't matter. The second he spoke a word it would all be over.
11. If they had henchmen, what would the henchmen be called as a group? The Gay Ones
12. Who would be allies with your nemesis? I have no idea
13. How would they attempt to conquer the world? By spreading idiocy and hate.
14. What would be your weakness? (i.e., kryptonite, the color yellow, etc.)A picture of a diseased vagina/penis.
15. How would you have gotten your power? It came naturally ;)
16. What would the title of your comic book be? (i.e., “The Incredible Hulk,” “The Savage Hulk”) The Incred- OOOO GAWD!!!! YES!!!!
17. Where would your base or fortress be located? Whereever Vin Diesel is.
18. What would it look like? Who cares? Vin's there.
19. How would your travel around? (super speed? motorcycle? magic skateboard?)Back of Vin's bike.
20. What would you need to do to recharge? Stare at Vin for 5 minutes.
21. Who would play you in the Brian Singer movie adaptation of your life? Jennifer Aniston
22. What about the Brett Ratner movie adaptation of your life? Who?
23. The Tim Burton version? Elvira
24. How would you finally defeat your arch-nemesis? I'd hire someone to give him a really good blowjob.
25. How would you meet a suitably heroic demise? My uterus would explode from the force of my powers.
26. Would you work for any specific world governments? Nah
27. Would you use your power for financial gain? Nah
28. Would you use your abilities to amass power? Nah
29. To impress members of the opposite sex? Hell yeah!
30. Who from the Interweb would be your love interest? You, baby.
31. Would he or she have super powers or be a civilian? Go Go Gadget dick!
32. How would you use your powers to impress him or her? He'd be impressed without my having to do anything.
33. When you weren’t fighting your arch-nemesis, what heroic deeds would your typically perform with your power? (i.e., stopping bank robberies, fighting fashion crimes, rescuing kittens from trees, et al) I'd hand out coupons for free orgasms.
34. What would your relationship with the press be like? Non-existant
35. What would your relationship with the police be like? Same as above.
36. Would anyone mistake you for a religious figure? pfffft
37. When you weren’t playing hero, how would you spend your time? Masturbating.
38. Would your power help you excel in any particular field or endeavor? What? Good question.
39. If your super adventures could be set in a different time period, which time period would you choose? The present
40. Would you be able to use your power to alter the course of history say, for example, by bringing some notorious figure to justice or correcting some great social injustice? I'd give Hilary more sex appeal so Bill would lay off his interns. He was a good President.
41. Would there be anything controversial about you? Probably.
42. What would your sidekick’s name be? Buzzzzzz.
43. What would your sidekick’s superpower be? Vibrating body parts.
44. Which Interweb person would be your sidekick? Ruca
45. Would there be anything… unseemly… about your relationship with your sidekick? You better believe it.
46. What would your battle cry or catch phrase be? HARDER!!!! FASTER!!!!
47. What would your villain’s battle cry or catch phrase be? BE STILL< DAMN YOU
48. What would your sidekick’s battle cry or catch phrase be?
49. When they make the children’s cartoon version of your life, what animal would they put in your costume? Not applicable ;)
50. What sickeningly sweet wordplay would they make out of your name in order to name this animal version of you?
51. What items would you keep in your utility belt? A dildo and some lube.
52. Would you brood? Nah
53. Cape or no cape? Cape
54. Mask or no mask?Mask
55. Helmet or no helmet? No
56. Would you have any useless secondary mutations (like a beak or a tail) that would distinguish you from other heroes or mutants? Nah
57. What would your theme song or music be? Let's get it on!
58. What would your villain’s theme song be? Achy Breaky Heart
59. How would you turn your power on and off? I'd make Vin leave the room
60. Would you have adventures in outer space? Sure
61. Under the ocean? Sure
62. In other dimensions? Sure
63. Which comic book company would publish your adventures? Why? Not Marvel, I'm sure
64. Would you have a profound moment of tragedy (like Wolverine losing Jean Grey)? Only if my batteries ran down.
65. What Interweb person would be your mentor? Sunny
66. What qualifies them to be your mentor? She rocks
67. Would they have a super power? She already does
68. What would their secret name be?
69. Would you have to defeat them to come into your own? No way
70. Would there be any drawbacks to having your power? Not that I can think of.
71. What would your family think of your abilities? They'd disown me.
72. Would anyone disapprove of your life as a hero? Democrats
73. Are there any products that would be able to use your name and image for marketing purposes? Hundreds
74. What would make you turn evil? If Vin left me.
75. If you did turn evil, what would your change your name to? Anti-Orgasmo
76. If you did turn evil, what hero would be charged with bringing you to justice? No idea
77. If you did turn evil, whom would you plot against? Hugh Hefner
78. If you did turn evil, what would be your great crime? I'd destroy the formula for Viagra
79. What really silly thing would your power allow you to do? Zap people with my pinky finger.
80. How could your power aid your love life? hahaha
81. What parts of your costume would you keep on in the bedroom? None of it.
82. What piece of wisdom would you share with the young people who would admire you? Always have safe sex.
83. What charity would you represent? One to aid sexual abuse victims
84. Assuming you have a civilian identity, what sort of things would you do to make sure nobody would ever figure out your secret identity? Picket free clinics
85. What would the video game about your adventures be called? Clitorises everywhere
86. What Interweb person would be your chief heroic rival (like Cyclops and Wolverine are rivals)? Sunny
87. What would their name be? UltraOrgasmo
88. What would their power be? Mine, except better.
89. What would the two of you get into amusing fights over? The proper way to stimulate a prostate.
90. Would you let one of your allies die if it was the only thing that was going to save everyone else? Sure
91. Would you sacrifice yourself so everyone else could live? Sure
92. Would you accept gifts or money for your victories? Gifts, not cash
93. What Interweb person would be inspired to follow in your footsteps using your name and power after your passing? Webpig
94. What would make you decide to retire from heroics? Menopause
95. What would bring you out of retirement? Begging
96. What would be your animal sidekick (i.e., Krypto the Superdog)? ewww
97. What would your animal sidekick’s name be?
98. How would the authorities signal you when they needed your services? I don't think it would happen
99. Would teenagers laugh at you behind your back because of how you dress? Probably
100. What magazine would pay you $1,000,000 to appear on the cover? Playboy!
1. If you had a super- or mutant-power, what would it be? To assist unfortunate individuals in achieving orgasm.
2. What would your costume look like? I would wear the regulation tights and leotards, probably in green cause that's my color, but there would be handcuffs, whips, condoms and diaphragms hanging off of it.
3. Would you have a secret identity or would you let the world know about your power? I would definitely keep it to myself.
4. If you had a secret identity, what would your superhero name be? Orgasmo!
5. Would you be a team player or a loner? Loner.
6. If you had to be part of a super group, what would your group’s name be? The Oooh Ahhhs
7. What Interweb person would be your arch-nemesis? TGO
8. What would their power be? I think that one is self-explanatory
9. What would their villian name be? TGO
10. What would their costume look like? It wouldn't matter. The second he spoke a word it would all be over.
11. If they had henchmen, what would the henchmen be called as a group? The Gay Ones
12. Who would be allies with your nemesis? I have no idea
13. How would they attempt to conquer the world? By spreading idiocy and hate.
14. What would be your weakness? (i.e., kryptonite, the color yellow, etc.)A picture of a diseased vagina/penis.
15. How would you have gotten your power? It came naturally ;)
16. What would the title of your comic book be? (i.e., “The Incredible Hulk,” “The Savage Hulk”) The Incred- OOOO GAWD!!!! YES!!!!
17. Where would your base or fortress be located? Whereever Vin Diesel is.
18. What would it look like? Who cares? Vin's there.
19. How would your travel around? (super speed? motorcycle? magic skateboard?)Back of Vin's bike.
20. What would you need to do to recharge? Stare at Vin for 5 minutes.
21. Who would play you in the Brian Singer movie adaptation of your life? Jennifer Aniston
22. What about the Brett Ratner movie adaptation of your life? Who?
23. The Tim Burton version? Elvira
24. How would you finally defeat your arch-nemesis? I'd hire someone to give him a really good blowjob.
25. How would you meet a suitably heroic demise? My uterus would explode from the force of my powers.
26. Would you work for any specific world governments? Nah
27. Would you use your power for financial gain? Nah
28. Would you use your abilities to amass power? Nah
29. To impress members of the opposite sex? Hell yeah!
30. Who from the Interweb would be your love interest? You, baby.
31. Would he or she have super powers or be a civilian? Go Go Gadget dick!
32. How would you use your powers to impress him or her? He'd be impressed without my having to do anything.
33. When you weren’t fighting your arch-nemesis, what heroic deeds would your typically perform with your power? (i.e., stopping bank robberies, fighting fashion crimes, rescuing kittens from trees, et al) I'd hand out coupons for free orgasms.
34. What would your relationship with the press be like? Non-existant
35. What would your relationship with the police be like? Same as above.
36. Would anyone mistake you for a religious figure? pfffft
37. When you weren’t playing hero, how would you spend your time? Masturbating.
38. Would your power help you excel in any particular field or endeavor? What? Good question.
39. If your super adventures could be set in a different time period, which time period would you choose? The present
40. Would you be able to use your power to alter the course of history say, for example, by bringing some notorious figure to justice or correcting some great social injustice? I'd give Hilary more sex appeal so Bill would lay off his interns. He was a good President.
41. Would there be anything controversial about you? Probably.
42. What would your sidekick’s name be? Buzzzzzz.
43. What would your sidekick’s superpower be? Vibrating body parts.
44. Which Interweb person would be your sidekick? Ruca
45. Would there be anything… unseemly… about your relationship with your sidekick? You better believe it.
46. What would your battle cry or catch phrase be? HARDER!!!! FASTER!!!!
47. What would your villain’s battle cry or catch phrase be? BE STILL< DAMN YOU
48. What would your sidekick’s battle cry or catch phrase be?
49. When they make the children’s cartoon version of your life, what animal would they put in your costume? Not applicable ;)
50. What sickeningly sweet wordplay would they make out of your name in order to name this animal version of you?
51. What items would you keep in your utility belt? A dildo and some lube.
52. Would you brood? Nah
53. Cape or no cape? Cape
54. Mask or no mask?Mask
55. Helmet or no helmet? No
56. Would you have any useless secondary mutations (like a beak or a tail) that would distinguish you from other heroes or mutants? Nah
57. What would your theme song or music be? Let's get it on!
58. What would your villain’s theme song be? Achy Breaky Heart
59. How would you turn your power on and off? I'd make Vin leave the room
60. Would you have adventures in outer space? Sure
61. Under the ocean? Sure
62. In other dimensions? Sure
63. Which comic book company would publish your adventures? Why? Not Marvel, I'm sure
64. Would you have a profound moment of tragedy (like Wolverine losing Jean Grey)? Only if my batteries ran down.
65. What Interweb person would be your mentor? Sunny
66. What qualifies them to be your mentor? She rocks
67. Would they have a super power? She already does
68. What would their secret name be?
69. Would you have to defeat them to come into your own? No way
70. Would there be any drawbacks to having your power? Not that I can think of.
71. What would your family think of your abilities? They'd disown me.
72. Would anyone disapprove of your life as a hero? Democrats
73. Are there any products that would be able to use your name and image for marketing purposes? Hundreds
74. What would make you turn evil? If Vin left me.
75. If you did turn evil, what would your change your name to? Anti-Orgasmo
76. If you did turn evil, what hero would be charged with bringing you to justice? No idea
77. If you did turn evil, whom would you plot against? Hugh Hefner
78. If you did turn evil, what would be your great crime? I'd destroy the formula for Viagra
79. What really silly thing would your power allow you to do? Zap people with my pinky finger.
80. How could your power aid your love life? hahaha
81. What parts of your costume would you keep on in the bedroom? None of it.
82. What piece of wisdom would you share with the young people who would admire you? Always have safe sex.
83. What charity would you represent? One to aid sexual abuse victims
84. Assuming you have a civilian identity, what sort of things would you do to make sure nobody would ever figure out your secret identity? Picket free clinics
85. What would the video game about your adventures be called? Clitorises everywhere
86. What Interweb person would be your chief heroic rival (like Cyclops and Wolverine are rivals)? Sunny
87. What would their name be? UltraOrgasmo
88. What would their power be? Mine, except better.
89. What would the two of you get into amusing fights over? The proper way to stimulate a prostate.
90. Would you let one of your allies die if it was the only thing that was going to save everyone else? Sure
91. Would you sacrifice yourself so everyone else could live? Sure
92. Would you accept gifts or money for your victories? Gifts, not cash
93. What Interweb person would be inspired to follow in your footsteps using your name and power after your passing? Webpig
94. What would make you decide to retire from heroics? Menopause
95. What would bring you out of retirement? Begging
96. What would be your animal sidekick (i.e., Krypto the Superdog)? ewww
97. What would your animal sidekick’s name be?
98. How would the authorities signal you when they needed your services? I don't think it would happen
99. Would teenagers laugh at you behind your back because of how you dress? Probably
100. What magazine would pay you $1,000,000 to appear on the cover? Playboy!