Compassion Over Everything

At times, we are like King Ludwig ( Read more... )

“I fear that the animals consider man … the insane animal, the laughing animal, the weeping animal, the miserable animal.” ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

"Hey Fuji, what did the Super Dave Orphanage for Starving Kittens used to be?"

"Oh, Soopah Dave Orphanage used to be Soopah Dave Dyningmite Petting Zoo!"

"Dynamite Petting Zoo?? Oh no! OHNO**BOOOOOOM**"

"When we film Lenny Killmeister crashing a cymbal in slow motion...SURE ENOUGH...THE CYMBAL CRASHES IN SLOW MOTION." *dramatic music cue* *audio clip of Lenny Killmeister pretending to say something incredulous* *fade-to-white scene transition to fake 30-year-old "scientist"* "If we film things in slow motion, it allows us to see the details of ( Read more... )

the jackals are clawing at the door ( Read more... )

A jackal is the advanced version of what subgenii refer to as the pink boy. Jackals are the guardians of mediocrity, the sovereigns of the broken, the regents of petty concerns and fools' errands. Like the Terrible Trivium, jackals seduce the confused soul into a mire of ignorance and worthlessness. Addicts, the abused, the victims of the world ( ( Read more... )

My city is beset by Jackals, living in the sterile subways beneath it, funnelling my citizens through its turnstiles and ticket machines. The streets above are an earthy, sunlit joy of gorgeously conflicting modern architecture and Grecian pillars, bleached-white mediterranean stucco spires and cobblestone snickets, glassy shopping centres with ( Read more... )

My babies, Jim and Clive, have been unleashed upon FurAffinity.

May God have mercy on their souls.

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