In my travels on the internet I come across a lot of scary and strange things but I think that now I can seriously say I've seen it all ( Read more... )

Assorted notes from the last time I posted:

Mr. "Make a buck" fails in his handyman test
Today I came home and was relaxing watching law and order when Mr. "Make a buck" comes home from his concubine's house. Eventually I felt the need to drain my lizard and on my trip to the bathroom I was greeted by an all to familiar case of dog water. ( Read more... )

for brians ineptitude he loses the code name of "pink taco leader" and becomes "brown donut eater". I on the other hand will remain "vagina pop-tart ( Read more... )

Wow a lot has happened since my last post, in a nutshell, I got fired, hired, developed vortals, state of housing has come into jeopardy, honed my OpenGL skillz, learned something that justin doesn't know and so on ( Read more... )

You are a Jackass.

You believe that you are an actual random object and that some 10 question quiz can describe your personality. You also feel the need to tell everyone on the internet about it. In reality nobody cares and chris probably hates you. Maybe you should find something better to do with your time.

Most compatible with: A swift kick to the ( Read more... )

...It's days like this I wish I worked for the government.

yeah I haven't updated in over a month, want to fight about it ( Read more... )

So tonight I decided to put in a video that I hadn't watched in a long time and this quote still proves as poignant as ever:

It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For ( Read more... )

XJustInsane25X: give me food ( Read more... )

to set the record straight before any crazy rumors get out, me and amie went to this wild S&M orgy down in providence where we screwed each other and some goats then sacrificed them to mardoc, the sun god... there happy now ( Read more... )