:: 1000 WAYS TO DIE ::

[evillittleblue]

Why hello there dear eLJay.
My eyes have not even swung your way in the past 6 months if not one-way via cameraphone.

Comments

lol

[circle23]

ideas: on a porn set
while getting a tattoo
poledancing at strip club
zombie clowns at circus

Re: lol

[evillittleblue]

Hmm, I tried thinking of the tattoo angle..... but couldn't come up with something that wasn't complete cheese.
Maybe they could tattoo me with draino instead of tattoo ink then show a toilet flushing in my eyes.
Naah, cheese.
Elaborate on your ideas! I like em so far!
Pole dancing. hmm.

Re: lol

[circle23]

porn set : "actress" has a hood and then doesnt realize the actors are zombies couple of parts are pulled off and then the zombies get a little rougher and start eating her...brains ofcourse after she she yells for them to eat her

you getting tattooed and one zombie kills tattooist grabs your head and holds you down grabs the machine tattoos " Braiins" on you and then kills you

you poledancing and then realizing everyone at the "rack" is a zombie... zombie stripper comes out wipes pole down and throws you to the crowd

i just woke up im still sleepy

Re: lol

[evillittleblue]

OMG I think I am gonna hafta ask to be killed twice cuz I love the porno and tattoo idea.

SWEET!
Thankya for your sweepy good morning ideas :o)

[slvrhound7]

I say SUICIDE VEST... scene: you're out numbered and trapped, the only way to ensure the rest of your group makes it to "safety", stay behind with a the shotgun, 45 auto, and a tactical vest loaded with c4 charges... use up the shot gun, run through the 4-5 mags of 45, and then let them swarm you until you just can't hold on to the dead-man's switch anymore... 3-4 block kill radius and you save the day by sacrificing yourself.

just sayin'

[revglenn]

1. you're being attacked by a zombie larger than you and it's got you cornered. someone else sees the zombie, but not you and takes a chainsaw to it, ramming the saw either through it's chest or neck, but either way the chainsaw ends up going right through your face.

2. you're drunk and you come into some dark room where you think you're lover of some sort is waiting to get it on with you. camera cuts away but we hear you making sex type noises. someone else comes into the room and turns on the the lights and we find you're riding a zombie who actually seems to be enjoying himself. you scream and...
a) jump off and realize that much of your body is already necrotizing. the zombie has laid his infectious seed in you and you are now infected. some one kills you or you kill yourself. or you become a zombie and do zombie stuff.
b) your scream interrupts the zombies fun and he swats your head clean off your shoulder.

:)

[troll_speak]

Working on my own zombie storylines have given me so many weird deathscene ideas.

If I can think of any more I will post some here.

the troll

Lawrence

(oh yeah, as always it is good to see a post on here, lol)