okay so here is my plan... I'm going to kidnap zoey and stick her under the satirs and feed her bon bon's and ho ho's until she has the baby, then she can take care of the baby until kyle gets home and then we can take her to the salt flats and bury her up to her head and let cory eat her face... or maybe we will have a bbq... so today was another ( Read more... )

Steph and I were on the phone chatting and she mentioned that she was feeling a bit queasy... Since i'm on the evil step mother kick, I asked her if she was pregnant. She laughed and said that would be one hell of an immaculate conception. My response to that was... We are talking about Steve here... maybe the little guys are just waking up... ( Read more... )

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