I've crawled out of the catacombs to wish a very happy birthday to the MrWitch. I'm sure you have many debaucherous plans for this evening. Just remember to watch where you're shooting those fire balls!

You Are a Pear
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arachnid ruse
sad hurricane
raunchier ads
ruin charades
rush radiance
chair asunder
arcade inrush

Scooty puff Jr. suuuuuuucks.

here is an important list of gay superheroes and their comic book fates...sadly, most die in horrible ways

http://www.harpers.org/archive/2007/10/0081728

War becomes perpetual when used in the quest for peace.

I miss the good old days when everything was made of wood and stone ( Read more... )

I'm here. (trumpets play)

While you're bowing to your computer screen I'll fill you in. Sometimes things work out and other times cinder blocks crush your skull. But you've got to keep going, right?

People ask me all the time, "EP, how can I live my life exactly like yours but differently?"

Easy.

drink two more beers than me.

I have been instructed to list 10 things I hate beginning with the letter "W ( Read more... )

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