I SMELL you. You have a nice DELICIOUS LOOKING FACE. You make me WANT TO STAND INTIMIDATINGLY CLOSE TO YOU. You should COME OVER IMMEDIATELY. Someday I will PLAY FETCH WITH YOU, POSSIBLY.
You + me = ME HUGE, SMILING, WEARING YOUR PANTS.
If I saw you now I'd HONESTLY, PROBABLY LAY IN YOUR LAP. I'M PRETTY TIRED. I would build a PYRAMID OF MY OWN FECES just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ANNIE'S SONG BY JOHN DENVER. WHAT CAN I SAY? I HAVE A TENDER SIDE, TOO.
I long for you. You have a nice beard and rear. You make me want to run up and sniff you all over. You should give me a massage please. Someday I will munch your good dry oats. You + me= The entire band Bon Jovi. If I saw you now I'd hug you and grab your bum. I would build a cake just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Climb Every Mountain. We could nuzzle under the stars.
Love, Bethy
(P.S. Keep that secret about Luke to yourself, please!)
I adore you. You have a nice attitude. You make me tingle in my naughty bits. You should make an attempt to play every single character in A Midsummer Nights Dream. Someday I will see a play you're in -- promise! You + me = lots of pale, cuddly love. If I saw you now I'd run across the beach into your arms. I would build a giant sandcastle just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be a polish folk song. We could polka under the stars.
I stalk you. You have a nice home from what I saw through the binoculars. You make me do bad things.
You should have a doctor check that out.
Someday I will be awesome. You + me = pining for Liz's affection.
If I saw you now I'd probably close my blinds. I would build a popsicle stick scultpure just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be 'Sometimes I Feel Like Sombody's Watching Me'.
We could light firecrackers under the stars.
Love, Bonnie
(P.S. No, I won't leave my shade up when I'm changing....Freak!)
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I SMELL you. You have a nice DELICIOUS LOOKING FACE. You make me WANT TO STAND INTIMIDATINGLY CLOSE TO YOU. You should COME OVER IMMEDIATELY. Someday I will PLAY FETCH WITH YOU, POSSIBLY.
You + me = ME HUGE, SMILING, WEARING YOUR PANTS.
If I saw you now I'd HONESTLY, PROBABLY LAY IN YOUR LAP. I'M PRETTY TIRED. I would build a PYRAMID OF MY OWN FECES just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ANNIE'S SONG BY JOHN DENVER. WHAT CAN I SAY? I HAVE A TENDER SIDE, TOO.
We could EAT HAMBURGER MEAT under the stars.
Love,
GABRIEL, PUMA OF MAJESTY
(P.S. YOUR SHOES SMELL OF ELVES. DELICIOUS!)
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I long for you. You have a nice beard and rear. You make me want to run up and sniff you all over. You should give me a massage please. Someday I will munch your good dry oats. You + me= The entire band Bon Jovi. If I saw you now I'd hug you and grab your bum. I would build a cake just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Climb Every Mountain. We could nuzzle under the stars.
Love,
Bethy
(P.S. Keep that secret about Luke to yourself, please!)
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I adore you. You have a nice attitude. You make me tingle in my naughty bits. You should make an attempt to play every single character in A Midsummer Nights Dream. Someday I will see a play you're in -- promise! You + me = lots of pale, cuddly love. If I saw you now I'd run across the beach into your arms. I would build a giant sandcastle just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be a polish folk song. We could polka under the stars.
Love,
Jill
(P.S. NARF!)
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I stalk you. You have a nice home from what I saw through the binoculars. You make me do bad things.
You should have a doctor check that out.
Someday I will be awesome. You + me = pining for Liz's affection.
If I saw you now I'd probably close my blinds. I would build a popsicle stick scultpure just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be 'Sometimes I Feel Like Sombody's Watching Me'.
We could light firecrackers under the stars.
Love,
Bonnie
(P.S. No, I won't leave my shade up when I'm changing....Freak!)
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I love you. You have a nice Smell. You make me laugh. You
should never leave my life. Someday I will tell the meaning of life. You + me = never ending hugs
If I saw you now I'd hug you. I would build a life sized statue of us hugging just
for you. If I could sing you any song it would be A hug song.
We could hug under the stars.
Love,
Hannah
(P.S. I will be hugging you soon.)
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