Don't worry daddy, the antioxidents will protect me

[evilpolishthing]

I was on the facebook today, and i was looking at my rankings in the "compare me" application. My best ranking currently is "best hair" Facebook says i'm 4th out of the 50+ friends that are on there. And i never really thought my hair was was best. i just thought it was normal or ordinary. Weird

Comments

[mornglory]

Lovely, sir Dixon! I can really see this as a SNL-type skit (only funny) or something:)

[shecountscrows]

haha, agreed...if it were on SNL, I'm seeing Will Ferrel in a white robe and flowing beard, getting exasperated.
I particularly like "Love won't help our deficit!"

[thunderchic74]

Looking good, Dickie! I agree with Missie with "Love won't help our deficit!"