Comments | evilpolkamuse: Ain't that a kick to the head/scrotum to the ass.

evilpolkamuse

Ain't that a kick to the head/scrotum to the ass.

Jul 25, 2005 16:32

Well it finally happened. I bought porn ( Read more... )

Comments 3

misterchurch July 25 2005, 23:06:13 UTC

I told you those types of porn were the crap. Eventually it's just nameless, faceless hunks of squirting meat.

And my sleeves are in my t-shirt drawer, were they await rebirth as patches.

queenbanshee July 26 2005, 11:26:26 UTC

That was a brilliant, although sad, tale...

I remember the day when I discovered precisely the same thing about porn.
Only my version had something to do with ass-pimples. Yes....*vomits*
At any rate, I still hold on to the belief that somewhere out there people are making sexy porn with decent plotlines, and the reason that I don't own any of it is because I simply cannot afford it...

evilpolkamuse July 26 2005, 17:15:35 UTC

Hmmmm, yeah it's probably just as well I don't own "good" porn. If I had have really gotten off from that flick, I would have felt pretty sad. It's like when you're masturbating sometimes, and even though you come, it's kind of a letdown when you realize YOU'RE ALL ALONE.

Uh, ahem. I prefer filming myself, but I only have stills. Actually, they're no longer in my possession. Hmmm, I wonder what I should do about that.