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Meant to do this earlier - had other things on my mind. YUK.
1. Obi Wan Kenobi
2. Severus Snape
3. Qui Gon Jinn
4. Harry Potter
5. Jack Sparrow
6. Draco Malfoy
7. James Norrington
8. Luke Skywalker
9. Julian Bashir
10. Tom Riddle
11. Han Solo
12. Gul Dukat
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Draco x Han? I don't see that working somehow. Pureblood prick + Smuggling pirate... If anyone -dares- write this for me I'll kill them...
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
*snort* You've got me there! didn't you know? Glasses really turn me on. I'm being droll.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Dukat x Luke? They'd have a really, really, REALLY ugly baby, that's what. There's nothing more unattractive then heroine addicted Return of the Jedi Luke Skywalker...except if it's spoonheaded space psycho Gul Dukat.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I don't really read Deep Space Nine fic. If I did, I'd probably not know anything decent. I never do.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Snape x Draco? It's worked before, and it probably will keep working through some mad craziness. Teacher student...but I prefer it with more angst, and less irritating pureblood brat.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Jack and Bashir or Jack and Tom... I'd say Jack and Bashir, because it might happen. Yay holodecks. Jack would probably piss Tom Riddle off so much - there would be -no- chance for them.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If James Norrington walked in on Severus Snape and Gul Dukat having sex? He'd shoot himself. I'D shoot myself. Yuck.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
*cracks up* I love your summary, SeeMe. Okay... Qui-Gon x Voldemort... Qui-Gon meets Voldemort - battle between good and evil; the Force and Magic ensues. Qui-Gon is soundly beaten, and goes back for reconciliatory sex with his Padawan.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Obi-Wan x Luke... I have the unfortunate duty of telling you that there is. Alec Guiness is rolling in his grave.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
What is it with you and number twelve? James Norrington x Dukat... The title would probably be 'The Fic That Should Never See Daylight Ever Again'. Comforting Gul Dukat really sicks me out.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
That is -sick- doll... :/ Harry x Obi-Wan. Ummm...they're in a fanfic writer's mind, both sulking because their respective partners are off buggering other characters/are dead...so they get it on, like the wanton teenagers they are. Yes, that'd work.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Duh. James Norrington slash is the shitz.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Qui-Gon Jinn het? What is this madness you speak of? I bloody hope not. Mary Sues ahoy!
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not on my friends' list, no...but I do visit TheForce.Net - and my friends on there draw Han Solo all the time.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
I'm not writing that, SeeMe. Severus Snape x Harry Potter x Jack Sparrow? Um... Well... No, they wouldn't? Elessil or Marinasulka? Maybe...? No, probably not. I don't see it working.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
If I could remember the word for harder, which is unlikely. Ten, like me, would probably scream smething in Parseltongue...thought there'd probably be noone around to hear it...and certainly not translate it - so maybe the sound didn't exist at all? Mwuah!
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
*snorts in amusement* I have no idea... To the Moon and Back by Savage Garden? Cosmic Girl by Jamaroquai? Hahah. Oh, that's funny. My ribs hurt.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Oh no... Obi-Wan/Draco/Dukat? Warnings would probably be 'Might induce severe sickness, and dislike for the written word in any form for the rest of your life'. Harry and Qui-Gon would probably save them though...Dukat would be -so- screwed.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Hahah - yes, that'd work. What pick up line would Snape use on Voldemort? Um... I think he'd only have to say 'Take me, Master' and that'd be all the requirements Voldemort had. Poor guy never gets any...
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Quite a while ago. I haven't been keeping up with my Sparringtons...
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Draco's kink has to be polyjuice potion... No competition.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Han would -definitely- be drunk. Julian, however, never gets drunk, because that's just how he is. Genetically engineered, and all that. He'd be sober... No, this wouldn't work, would it? Julian might -fix- the Millenium Falcon, and that'd never do.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Qui-Gon and James? I think they'd argue about it...but I think in the end, Qui-Gon would probably -make- James top, through Force manipulation...
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Okay...let me make sense of this...Obi Wan is in a relationship with Julian Bashir. Julian runs off with Harry Potter, and then Obi-Wan, broken hearted, dates first Han Solo and then Gul Dukat... And then, under Jack Sparrow's "advice" FINALLY after all of this stupid quiz - gets together with Qui-Gon! Christ! Did it have to take all day?! Well, about bloody time! I'd probably write this...but with less insensible pairings in the meantime...it'd be a Qui/Obi at the end, you see. I'd make SeeMe and Bill read it...and I'm sure I'd be able to force it on someone else too...in a few years...
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
*snorts* James Norrington x Luke Skywalker. Yes, I crack up now... I'd probably die.
1. Obi Wan Kenobi
2. Severus Snape
3. Qui Gon Jinn
4. Harry Potter
5. Jack Sparrow
6. Draco Malfoy
7. James Norrington
8. Luke Skywalker
9. Julian Bashir
10. Tom Riddle
11. Han Solo
12. Gul Dukat
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Draco x Han? I don't see that working somehow. Pureblood prick + Smuggling pirate... If anyone -dares- write this for me I'll kill them...
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
*snort* You've got me there! didn't you know? Glasses really turn me on. I'm being droll.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Dukat x Luke? They'd have a really, really, REALLY ugly baby, that's what. There's nothing more unattractive then heroine addicted Return of the Jedi Luke Skywalker...except if it's spoonheaded space psycho Gul Dukat.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I don't really read Deep Space Nine fic. If I did, I'd probably not know anything decent. I never do.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Snape x Draco? It's worked before, and it probably will keep working through some mad craziness. Teacher student...but I prefer it with more angst, and less irritating pureblood brat.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Jack and Bashir or Jack and Tom... I'd say Jack and Bashir, because it might happen. Yay holodecks. Jack would probably piss Tom Riddle off so much - there would be -no- chance for them.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If James Norrington walked in on Severus Snape and Gul Dukat having sex? He'd shoot himself. I'D shoot myself. Yuck.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
*cracks up* I love your summary, SeeMe. Okay... Qui-Gon x Voldemort... Qui-Gon meets Voldemort - battle between good and evil; the Force and Magic ensues. Qui-Gon is soundly beaten, and goes back for reconciliatory sex with his Padawan.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Obi-Wan x Luke... I have the unfortunate duty of telling you that there is. Alec Guiness is rolling in his grave.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
What is it with you and number twelve? James Norrington x Dukat... The title would probably be 'The Fic That Should Never See Daylight Ever Again'. Comforting Gul Dukat really sicks me out.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
That is -sick- doll... :/ Harry x Obi-Wan. Ummm...they're in a fanfic writer's mind, both sulking because their respective partners are off buggering other characters/are dead...so they get it on, like the wanton teenagers they are. Yes, that'd work.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Duh. James Norrington slash is the shitz.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Qui-Gon Jinn het? What is this madness you speak of? I bloody hope not. Mary Sues ahoy!
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not on my friends' list, no...but I do visit TheForce.Net - and my friends on there draw Han Solo all the time.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
I'm not writing that, SeeMe. Severus Snape x Harry Potter x Jack Sparrow? Um... Well... No, they wouldn't? Elessil or Marinasulka? Maybe...? No, probably not. I don't see it working.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
If I could remember the word for harder, which is unlikely. Ten, like me, would probably scream smething in Parseltongue...thought there'd probably be noone around to hear it...and certainly not translate it - so maybe the sound didn't exist at all? Mwuah!
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
*snorts in amusement* I have no idea... To the Moon and Back by Savage Garden? Cosmic Girl by Jamaroquai? Hahah. Oh, that's funny. My ribs hurt.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Oh no... Obi-Wan/Draco/Dukat? Warnings would probably be 'Might induce severe sickness, and dislike for the written word in any form for the rest of your life'. Harry and Qui-Gon would probably save them though...Dukat would be -so- screwed.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Hahah - yes, that'd work. What pick up line would Snape use on Voldemort? Um... I think he'd only have to say 'Take me, Master' and that'd be all the requirements Voldemort had. Poor guy never gets any...
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Quite a while ago. I haven't been keeping up with my Sparringtons...
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Draco's kink has to be polyjuice potion... No competition.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Han would -definitely- be drunk. Julian, however, never gets drunk, because that's just how he is. Genetically engineered, and all that. He'd be sober... No, this wouldn't work, would it? Julian might -fix- the Millenium Falcon, and that'd never do.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Qui-Gon and James? I think they'd argue about it...but I think in the end, Qui-Gon would probably -make- James top, through Force manipulation...
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Okay...let me make sense of this...Obi Wan is in a relationship with Julian Bashir. Julian runs off with Harry Potter, and then Obi-Wan, broken hearted, dates first Han Solo and then Gul Dukat... And then, under Jack Sparrow's "advice" FINALLY after all of this stupid quiz - gets together with Qui-Gon! Christ! Did it have to take all day?! Well, about bloody time! I'd probably write this...but with less insensible pairings in the meantime...it'd be a Qui/Obi at the end, you see. I'd make SeeMe and Bill read it...and I'm sure I'd be able to force it on someone else too...in a few years...
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
*snorts* James Norrington x Luke Skywalker. Yes, I crack up now... I'd probably die.