SO what is everyone getting me on birthday eve? i want 24 guitars, a full stack, some groove boxes, etc... dont be afraid to spend a little. oh and any sexual favors are welcomed as well :D

i fuckin rock the hizzouse

fuck 4 am sucks. why cant i sleep? i need to go to bed i have gift cards out my asshole. its neat. its like an ass bouquet. i have no idea what im typing im tired and delusional. i wish i could write on that green paper with the really fat lines that you get in kindergarten... the paper with the dotted line as a halfway point so you can write huge ( Read more... )

MERRY CHRISTMAS YE FECKIN BASTARDS!

OH WOE IS ME... DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA! today, i took a shit. does everyone care? thought so. bye.

I love beans. They are so good. I eat them every chance I get. Some people don't like beans as much as I do, and those people suck. They say to me, Matt, why are you always going on about how much you love beans? Whenever somebody says this to me, I can't help but laugh at their obvious ignorance of the joy which is beans. All this talk about beans ( Read more... )

FUCK!

this "shake it like a polaroid picture" thing has to stop.

so okay, the real deal. im fuckin sick. i got a cold and my throat feels like the fattest dick is shoved in it. yeah thanks thanksgiving holidays.