Black Books Quote War

[evils]

Right now I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe!

Comments

[blu_matt]

Friends? Out? With? Some? Let me smell your breath. I thought so! Chips! Where are my chips?! Look at your clothes, they're all rumpled. What have you been doing? Is that lipstick on your beard?! Here I am, worrying myself away into a stick, in the dark, and you're scoffing chips in some tart's lap. Where's my tart?! I want chips and tart! Get up them stairs!

[evils]

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're
laughing at it.

[littlemsmortis]

Photographic proof?

[evils]

Shall be forthcoming at some point during the weekend, my dear! ;-)

[ruudboy]

Dude, it's so time to do some washing up.

[blu_matt]

Don’t ask questions, just do it! And clean this place up it’s a disgrace. And boil my eye bath, and polish the stair rods, de-louse the duvets, and tumble dry our doyleys, and hoover the roof and whistle down the chimneys.

[evils]

Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

[evils]

I'm on it! ;-)

[alison_ella]

did someone jus buy black books per chance

I call this one the worm saluting the sun

[globbits]

"Is tent made from beaver skins...is no good."