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[evilsexmonkey]

I'd like to take this opportunity to second Mokuba's disinterest in family relations. I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that females kinda suck sometimes. Add those two together and... yup, my sister's still a bitch, what a surprise. How the fuck she found out I moved, I don't think I want to know.

Comments

[morecashthanyou]

I enjoy females who suck, but that aside, since when do you have a sister?

[evilsexmonkey]

Haha, very funny of you. Of course I enjoy girls who suck in certain ways, but not the way my sister does. Well, actually... no, not going there. I've had a sister since I was born, is this news-worthy?

[morecashthanyou]

I take it your sister doesn't suck very well. You should offer to teach her technique.

It's news to me.

[evilsexmonkey]

You sound like you have an incest kink. Just so you know. After all, most people don't want to think about my sister and I in a sexual relationship, much less start suggesting it. So you can stop acting dense about it, I'll explicitly state that I meant my sister sucks in the "life sucks" way, not the "vacuums suck" way or "straws suck" way or "mouths suck me off" way or any other you might get the urge to think up.

You should get better sources of information then, if you don't know something that's common knowledge. Why the interest, looking for an introduction?

[dancing_diva_a]

Well babe, hate to break it to you, but it's not like you men are exactly angels either, and I'd like to take this opportunity to gloat that I'm glad I'm an only child, heh...

[morecashthanyou]

We shouldn't have to be angels. We're men.

[dancing_diva_a]

So...let me get this straight...because your men, you should just be evil bastards then that just want things their way? ^^

[morecashthanyou]

Not in the least. However, I think it's hardly fair to expect us to be perfect, especially when half of you don't know how to put the cap back on the toothpaste and think makeup half an inch thick is attractive.

[narcisticmokuba]

Can't you just lock the door on her? I wouldn't think it's that hard to keep her away, or at least out. Unless she's the bust the windows, break down the door kind of sister.

[evilsexmonkey]

Uh... yeah, something like that. After trying to legally take my money, my home, my job, or something very creepy like that.

[narcisticmokuba]

Damn. I'd almost say your sister should meet up with my brother, but I don't want her taking money that will eventually be mine. I don't get how she could legally take your stuff but then again I'm not thinking very hard on the subject.

[evilsexmonkey]

If my sister and Kaiba ever met, I'd be worried for him. Which may or may not be enough to keep me from suggesting she go bother him instead of me, I'd have to decide. I doubt she'd try to take your money, seems to be a quirk she saves just for tormenting me. As for how she could take my stuff... eh, maybe it's not so legal after all. She hasn't managed anything, which I guess is reassuring.

[ursa_hime]

Do I need to worry about you possibly lumping me into that group of females?

[evilsexmonkey]

Of course not Becky-chan! You're great... have I kissed up enough to get you to come see me without your latest bodyguard boytoy tagging along?

[ursa_hime]

No. And for the record, I still don't want you calling me that name, he's not my bodyguard or my 'boytoy' as you put it, and you haven't been any more forthcoming than he has about why you are avoiding him.

[evilsexmonkey]

Calling ya 'Hopkins-kun' better? Fine, fine, he's not your bodyguard, boytoy, or anything like that; just a guy who seems way too chummy with you way too quickly. Wait, you asked him why I've been avoiding him!?