girly man

[evilstickboy]

So there I am driving along boppin my head to some tough ass misistry song, when all of a sudden SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a giant satanic evil huntsman spider from the bowels of hell jumps at me, fangs glistering in the hot sun ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!!!!! DEATH POISON HATE EVIL KILL KILL KILL!!! this thing was out for my sweet sweet

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[wod]

That story would have been better if cops pulled you over at the same time, and caught you driving with no license!

[wod]

And.. they booked you, but left the spider in there even though you asked them to get it out... lol

[wod]

And.. then it bit you.. and it was poisonous.. but it didn't kill you, it just made you a paraplegic..

So.. you'd be a paraplegic in jail, with a bunny tattoo on your arse! haha

I'm good at stories :P

[wod]

"C'MERE BUNNYBOY!!" *squeaky wheel* *squeaky wheel* *squeaky wheel*

And they kick out your teeth, so you can't even bite them... lol

[xmysteriousx]

lol poor girl. :)

[evilstickboy]

so true... so true

[ambinion]

u girl :P

[evilstickboy]

I deserve all the teasing I get.

[cadmiumrainbo]

ow thats cute! thanx for sharin