Calling all actors for (very short black and white cartoon-esque) silent movies. Dont worry all, I wont be drunk this time!

CHANGE!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!

Got my ass home from P&O cruise ship cruising the coconut infested islands of New Caledonia and Vanuatu... wooooohooooo.... the largest collection of floating flabby fall-down drunk, middle aged white people! it was fun fun, funtastic break from the vices and voices of my life ( Read more... )

*Closed* See you boys and girls 17/09/06

My house seems to have an infestation of sorts, quite similar to cockroaches... My house is infested with playing cards and sketch books, wherever you happen to gaze you will see one of these insidious creatures, they are like a plague around here

I have just finished adding some mega new fun bits to the mind destroying machine which is http://www.concentratonator.150m.com/Read more... )

Before the weekend I was unable to make balloon poodles... All that has changed.

So I spent the week in hospital with acute pancreatitus. This was a direct result of abusing alcohol... now as fate would have it, I cannot drink again EVER... or I will die

Well its that time of the weekend yet again. I know this time by the symptoms; stale cigarette air, the inhospitable chaotic landscape of my trashed room, half a hangover, MSNing to fellow weekend survivors while listening to Courtney Love screaming through my shitty stereo.

I have a new hat

Marc has a Ministry ticket

Marc has the FIRST Ministry ticket sold in Victoria

Marc is talking about himself in the third person