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[evilstorm]

I have stretch marks.

I am exceedingly bemused. I mean...why? Where did they come from? I haven't, as far as I can tell, put on any fat (I'm not as lean as I'd like, but I'm...yeah). I'm not on any steroids, so no GCS-caused striae. Don't tell me it's dem deadlifts, because are you serious you've got to be fucking with me. I'm mostly confused

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[vianusmiho]

LIKE A ZEBRA

[evilstorm]

LIKE A ZEBRA

I LIKE OKAPIS BETTER, BUT ZEBRA ALSO CAN

[vianusmiho]

Well I guess okapis are... cuter...? More dumb looking and less horse-like and therefore more lovable? idk

[vianusmiho]

That said. Why do you have stretch marks?