Only reality could be this screwed up.................

I have:

a bump on the head
a bag of frozen peas tied around my ankle with a ribbon belt.
a tomato in a pocket.
a hangover.
a one liter beer mug.
a back pack full of beer, draft.
mysterious orange dye coating my fingers and books.
a new piece of jewelry.
..and the day off.

By now most of y'all have probably discovered that I have a problem with maggots. Sure I can handle all sorts of blood and gore, but maggots are my real downfall. Where am I going with this you may venture to ask ( Read more... )

I laid down in bed a little while ago and turned out the light, and suddenly my closet light was on.... you know that creepy backlit door thing? It gave me the heebie jeebies. I could have sworn it wasn't on before. Instantly I thought back to all the times I yelled at people in horror movies.... "DONT GO CHECK OUT THE MYSTERIOUS LIGHT! RUN YOU ( Read more... )

Well, life is going ok, actually, no, life is the same crazy series of seemingly unrelated events that it has always been. But at least I'm not surprised by these anymore. =)
Anyhow, as it turns out I'll be in Denton starting Tuesday and staying until June 13th.
I just can't seem to stay away.
Now here's a little something for your enjoyment

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http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php

Ok I was painfully laughing by the time I got done looking at this, you have to read it all the way to the end of the menu.

Sigh, and people laugh at people who mistranslate tattoos!

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Its exam time again and I thought y'all might like this link, especially Amanda as it involves some of the evil ochem.

http://www.horsman.co.nz/story.do?id=72

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