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[eviltriumphs]

Their arrival couldn't possibly have come at a better time! ...Well, other than when I arrived. They're damn lucky they arrived before I got really irritated at them, though.

LISTEN UP, SLAVES.

Now, as I am currently under the duty of keeping a keen eye on Baseball Slave before he somehow concocts a new way to mutilate himself, I'll have to give you

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[munotmoo]

...Ness! How could you do this to him!? He is not a slave!

[eviltriumphs]

Easy. He was useful, I claimed him as my slave, he put up surprisingly little protest. It was a much easier process than the first time around, I'll let you know.

[munotmoo]

I do not like knowing that our leader is being called a slave by someone that we know little about. I doubt you are worthy.

[[ooc: defensive Poo is defensive.]]

[eviltriumphs]

Worthy? HAH. You should be worrying if Baseball Slave is worthy of me! Eh, he seems useful enough anyway. But he's your leader? ...He's finally starting to follow in my footsteps! Good for him, he'll obviously lead a productive and tyrannic life.

[wrong_lever]

A powerful and omnipresent being of darkness?

...and I can only suppose you are collecting underlings and allies.

[eviltriumphs]

You'd expect otherwise?

I believe introductions are in order. I am Lord Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV, reincarnation of Evil King Gohma!! I AM THE EVIL KING STAN!!!

Don't worry. You'll hear my name more once I'm ruling the world.

[wrong_lever]

The world. Quite ambitious. Quite. That meets my approval. And here Emperor Kuzco was content to sit back and ignore all potential for expansion...

I am Yzma, Empress of the Kingdom of the Sun. Although that title seems to ring no bells here. And so I should just pull out the rest of my informal resume, and add that I have served chief adviser to the royal family for many centuries, and most recently to it's Tragically Missing and Departed and Very Very Dead Late Emperor Kuzco.

...A shame. The poor boy slacked off on his potential so very much to build himself waterparks, when he could have been a great conqueror. But! His loss. That'll teach him to write off pink slips so easily.

[eviltriumphs]

AHA! Finally, a human with an actual head on their shoulders! And here I was beginning to worry everyone here was a rambling, blind fool who can neither recognize true power or let go of their "helpful" nature!!

Another in power, eh? Now this is a meeting I can get behind. The only question now is whether you are a competitor or a potential ally, but this can be determined as we go along...

I'll never understand "good" rulers. Where is the brutal, bloodthirsty passion to lord over everything that walks, flies, and crawls?! Bah, he probably couldn't have stood a chance against the troublesome "heroes" anyway.

[invisible_ai]

If you are referring to Ness, then I am afraid that he is also under my protection.

Though you are noisy... You'll just have to deal with it.

[eviltriumphs]

Hey, as long as I've got more than 30% ownership, I could care less who he socializes with and how he manages to stave off death.

[invisible_ai]

Ownership? What a primitive concept...

[quirky_sitar]

G-going?

But...I don't wan- I can't! Harry's put me in charge of watching over things at Marshall Street!

[eviltriumphs]

We're not leaving yet, dolt! You need to gather information on what has already been explored first!! I'm not charging out into the unknown without a map without good reason. And if this "Harry" isn't back in time for our departure? TOO BAD. He shouldn't be ordering my slaves around!!

[quirky_sitar]

Oh. Then you wanna ask those kids who took the raft out, or Garcian Smith. They'd know more about being out past the city.

Well...Harry Mason's got a shotgun. He blows peoples heads off with it. So he'd really be a better person to have on your side than against you.

[eviltriumphs]

Not my job. Your job. I don't care how you find out, just do it!!

Hmmm. Point taken. That might be pretty useful in the future. And you've already earned his good favor?

1/3

[overshadowedboy]

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