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Jul 23, 2008 00:27

 For once, it isn't me. Damnit!!!

Slaves, stay at the ready. If my guess is right, this won't be a simple power struggle.

Don't interfere with me and I won't interfere with you. Is that clear? I've been beyond patient with you so far, you realize. I'm not all about poisons and disfigurements.

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[locked to Stan] wretched_son July 23 2008, 04:36:15 UTC
She wanted to meet Mother.

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[locked to Walter] [1/2] eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 04:48:21 UTC
She...?

...Bubbly Annoyance.

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[locked to Walter] [2/3] I LIED also cruise control caps eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 04:57:10 UTC
YOU FILTHY TRASH-HOBO TERROR STEALING BASTARD.

THAT'S IT. NOT ONLY HAVE YOU ONCE AGAIN UPSTAGED YOURSELF IN MY RIGHTFUL SPOTLIGHT, BUT YOU'VE ELIMINATED ONE OF MY SLAVES! ONE OF THE WILLING SLAVES!! DAMNIT ALL, AS BRAIN DEAD AND IRREVOCABLY IRRITATING AS SHE WAS, SHE WAS USEFUL! SHE DIDN'T WANT TO MEET YOUR STINKING MOTHER, YOU FREAK!! SHE WANTED TO SERVE ME!!!

FIRST BELIOUNE, NOW YOU. Will the constant thiefs to my throne never END?!?! Now, knowing this stupid place, all of her abilities will be gone when she returns! GONE, DO YOU HEAR ME?! She could've healed one of my other Slaves in battle, or used one her charms or that weird kissing fire spell! BUT NO. YOU HAD TO GO AND CREATE A GIANT FUCKING ROAD BLOCK IN MY CONQUEST!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME TO REVERSE THIS SORT OF DAMAGE?!?! TOO LONG! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR MOTHER ISSUES, I HAVE A WORLD TO CONQUER AND YOU'VE JUST KILLED ONE OF MY SLAVES!!!

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[locked to Stan] wretched_son July 23 2008, 05:00:40 UTC
Ah. Could it be that you care, Stan?

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quirky_sitar July 23 2008, 04:36:22 UTC
Stan! Someone killed Linda!

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[1/2] I AM ABUSING MULTIPLE COMMENTS TODAY eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 05:05:22 UTC
So I've heard.

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eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 05:06:20 UTC
TELL THAT BRAINLESS SINGER THAT SHE'S NOT EXEMPT FROM HER DUTIES JUST BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD!!!

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quirky_sitar July 23 2008, 05:40:05 UTC
Wh-what?! But Stan, she's...she won't come back till the Sneaky Group's revived her with their magic!

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strangledkirie July 23 2008, 04:37:00 UTC
what an annoyance

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eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 05:08:34 UTC
YOU KNOW WHAT'S ANNOYING?

SOME LOWLY, USELESS GHOST WASTING MY TIME WHEN I HAVE A DEAD SLAVE TO DIRECT AND AN IMMORTAL KILLER TO DESTROY!!!

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[Voice-Heavy Static] strangledkirie July 23 2008, 05:18:12 UTC
usless?

[warped laughter]

we'll see whos useless

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[Voice] eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 05:27:16 UTC
Blah blah blah. If I really wanted to make the effort, I'd call Kisling to come eliminate you. But I've got way more important things to worry about and that ghost freak isn't here.

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f1uorescentpink July 23 2008, 05:08:46 UTC
You know, you should really stop it. You don't have any power here anyway, you just haven't realized that yet.

Stay out of trouble. There's already too much happening right now, we don't need you attributing to it.

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[Voice-Heavy Static] strangledkirie July 23 2008, 05:19:23 UTC
...?

i
see
YOU

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[Voice-Heavy Static] f1uorescentpink July 23 2008, 05:24:23 UTC
!

Why do I have to be a ghost magnet?! Why here?!

[And Rosalyn makes an epic run for it.]

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eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 05:20:49 UTC
I will have power, you stupid cow!

A HOBO JUST KILLED LINDA. I. AM. ENRAGED.

Not only has he eliminated a very useful tool in my conquest, HE'S STEALING ALL OF THE TERROR AGAIN!!! I contaminate the water, I infect entire city with malformations, and all of a sudden this guy's mother issues decide to make him even MORE incoherent and he starts killing a few people and SUDDENLY EVERYONE IS IN AN UPROAR.

DO I HAVE TO HANG SOMEONE BY THEIR INTESTINES TO GARNER SOME HORRIFIED SCREAMS?! BECAUSE I'LL DO IT.

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[Locked to Stan] mrbaseballfan July 23 2008, 12:15:56 UTC
...Who did it, Stan? Who killed Linda?

I'm not going to hold back on who did it. I'll bring them to justice.

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[Locked to Ness] eviltriumphs July 23 2008, 18:16:07 UTC
Walter Sullivan.

Powerful as you may be, don't do anything idiotic, Baseball Slave. This guy will most likely be trickier than Epros and Belioune combined, and I don't expect you alone to be able to do significant damage. Besides, I don't want anything or anyone in between me and my revenge!!!

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