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Aug 03, 2008 11:44


 And now Baseball Slave falls deeper and deeper into his own darkness. Hehehehe, first he unleashes insurmountable power and now it's finally being put to proper use! Ugh, no doubt he'll somehow surpress his evil side, return to his former nauseatingly heroic self, make some speech about the power of friendship and light and blah blah blah. Whether ( Read more... )

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notzombiefood August 4 2008, 04:19:42 UTC
Sounds like someone missed his naptime.

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eviltriumphs August 4 2008, 04:26:32 UTC
notzombiefood August 4 2008, 04:27:13 UTC
Cat got your tongue?

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eviltriumphs August 4 2008, 04:33:02 UTC
I JUST REFUSED TO DIGNIFY YOUR PATHETIC INSULT WITH A RESPONSE, YOU DOLT! Grrr, the humans of this place are just getting more irritating and dull by the second.

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overshadowedboy August 4 2008, 07:42:13 UTC
...

I can't just... find it... and remove it myself....

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A rusty knife would probably kill me...

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eviltriumphs August 5 2008, 03:11:06 UTC
DON'T UNDERMINE MY AUTHORITY!! IF I SAY THE RUSTY KNIFE WORKS, IT WILL WORK. And it if it doesn't, a little blood poisoning won't do too much damage!

Luckily for you, though, Sitar Slave came up with a more boring (but less work on my behalf) alternative. Seek out this "Dr. Tam." Tell him that you need that chip out pronto, and that you don't care--well, I don't care, and you don't have a choice by proxy--if he has to cut every inch of your flesh to find it!!

Oh, and I get to watch. I have to make sure they don't take any more of brain tissues or cripple you to the point of where you're completely useless. More useless than usual, I mean.

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quirky_sitar August 4 2008, 14:29:47 UTC
Uh...well, since...Dr. Tam's not...a ghost anymore, then-

He coould probably help our Ari? Last time he all but took Zexion apart, to find out where ours were when they put them back in.

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eviltriumphs August 5 2008, 03:04:35 UTC
I could have twice the fun cutting into him mys--!

...Took him apart, eh? Hmmm... whatever. As long as it gets out and Ari can go back to being marginally productive, I don't care how it gets done.

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quirky_sitar August 5 2008, 03:48:47 UTC
But- Rusty....that...he could die, and then you'd have to go through with looking all over again.

I'll ask Simon for him, okay?

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eviltriumphs August 5 2008, 03:56:58 UTC
Could die, but with me there, I bet he won't. Then again, Linda's healing magic has been stripped of her... dammit why isn't that lard butt Hero more useful?!

Fine, whatever. Tell him about Linda too, I don't have time to even threaten her to get hers out. I've got another slave to punch in the head.

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Backdated BEFORE he felt remorse. mrbaseballfan August 7 2008, 04:25:38 UTC
Evil King. At last I can enjoy your handiwork.

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eviltriumphs August 7 2008, 04:32:06 UTC
Aha! There's my best slave! Good to see you're finally enjoying what you were destined to be, hehehehe! Now tell me, how goes torturing... that other kid whose name I don't remember?

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mrbaseballfan August 7 2008, 04:35:02 UTC
Somewhat strong. He endured misery. I made sure his lungs filled with PLENTY of water.

But he got oh so boring later~. I've been picking or choosing who I attack. Delightful to see Mona cry, but she had a painful kick.

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eviltriumphs August 7 2008, 04:47:42 UTC
HehehahahHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

I am liking this new you, Ness. Hehehe, suffocating the strong with water and bringing the dark corners of death to the edges of their vision, making women (lizard... things) weep... now this I can get behind. Much more potential than all the others!

To hell with the stick. Who next?

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