[Voice Post] [static-y]

[eviltriumphs]

[The device clicks on to a rush of static. In the background, the horrifying sounds of Latimir can be heard--babies wailing, people screaming, the works. And amongst it all is Stan. Laughing.]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ahhhh, nothing better to improve my mood than a literal House of Horrors.  Unlike you spineless worms, I'm perfectly content among such macabre

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[Voice]

[sing_nonomori]

She make good wife for you.

[ voice ] [ static ]

[eviltriumphs]

[Admist the static are Stan's incoherant screams of rage and the sound of several nurses exploding.]

IAMNEVERGOINGTOBEHERHUSBANDYOUIDIOTS!!!!!!!!

[ voice ]

[sing_nonomori]

Perfect couple.

[earthsmasher]

Hey, aren't you that one creep who's always following Ari around?!

[eviltriumphs]

Of course. I have to keep an eye on my property.

[onceahuman]

Great, maybe you should go away when it does.

[eviltriumphs]

Nice try. Unless that greasy hobo is a Hero any time soon, I'm not going anywhere.

It's in the proper place now.

[playwitchu]

You are marrying Linda-chan?! How do you know her?

lol whoops didn't even notice FIX'D

[eviltriumphs]

First of all: NO I AM NOT MARRYING HER SHE HAS A SICK, SICK MIND!!!

Second: She was a horrendous singer in Madril when I first came across her. Not wanting my ears to bleed anymore, I gave her some pointers. Then the wench repays me by stealing my powers and becoming a Fake Evil King. My slave and I beat her within an inch of her life to take it back, and now she adores me. No, I can't find the logic either.

XD IT'S MY FAULT AS I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE! XD;

[playwitchu]

You shouldn't about Linda-chan like that though she is a little 'special'.

You can't make her change her mind so just accept it.

IT'S ALL GOOD :Db

[eviltriumphs]

Can't I just pawn her off on someone else? I know I'm sexy, but surely she'll find the desire for another, right? ...RIGHT?!

...

PHANTOM FREAK WHERE ARE YOU?!?!