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[eviltriumphs]

 
As much as I enjoy having two women willing to rip each others' throats out for a place at my side, that had a disappointing amount of bloodshed. Or seizures. I at least expected seizures from the blow darts. Ugh, I need an outlet for my irritation. SLAVE. FIND ME AN EPILEPTIC AND USE YOUR POWER BURST REPEATEDLY. I don't care if it drains your

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[quirky_sitar]

Gee, It sounds like you've got a real soft spot for her.

[eviltriumphs]

I don't even want to begin to explain what that chore of a woman had done to me!! I AM NOT DEMENSIONALLY CHALLENGED, WENCH!!!!

[quirky_sitar]

...She did something awful?

[eviltriumphs]

Awful?! THAT BITCH PUT ME BACK IN THE BOTTLE!! Who goes around uncapping cursed bottles without expecting an Evil King to pop out, anyway?! More than two centuries I was sealed away by "The Great Hero Hopkins"! MORE LIKE THE GREATEST JACKASS OF THIS OR ANY OTHER TIME!!! Going around, disrupting the well-laid plans of hard-working Evil Kings--who the hell does he think he is?! Grrrr.

Anyway, back to Rosalyn. First of all, her shadow was far from being a good suit for me. Her saggy butt cast a shadow larger than the dark side of the moon!! The only funny part of this story is this: due to my brief overshadowing, she almost took her life! She raised the dagger to her throat and almost killed herself over I, Evil King Stan, taking possession of her shadow!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! So anyway, I jump back into the bottle before I'm smothered by her ginormous waist line--not too bad, I could wait for a much better candidate to come along.

AND THEN. SHE KICKED THE BOTTLE OFF THE MOUNTAIN! I had to wait for a hunter to come along and pick me up! I'd

[overshadowedboy]

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Did you forget I can't use any powers...?

[eviltriumphs]

You're still a useless sack of rotting potatoes, Slave? DAMMIT, WHY DOES THAT QUACK DOCTOR HAVE TO LEAVE ALL THE TIME?! Ugh. I'm growing weary of you whining about your uselessness and still not getting the chip out! DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE RUSTY KNIFE?!?!

[overshadowedboy]

I would rather not be killed due to infection!

Well...

Why don't you ask someone.... I've talked to the doctors I've found....

[eviltriumphs]

I've threatened the same doctor twice. Each time he disappears on me.

Bastard.

[otafucku]

STAN/LINDA, OTP

DON'T LET THE CITY GET YOU DOWNNNNNN

[eviltriumphs]

AAAAUUUGH. I HATE YOU, YOU IDIOT CAT FREAK ASSASSIN!!!!

I AM NOT MARRYING HER. EVER. EVER EVER EVER. Undying loyalty and a willingness to battle others--more appropriately to my tastes, other females that also show an interest in me--I do like. But if I have to spend the rest of my days with that hyperactive, brain dead pink parasite latching onto me every second of every day, I'd rather that Hero slaughter me!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT MARRIAGE LEADS TO? FORMAL DINNER PARTIES WITH THE NEIGHBORS. AND THEN SHE'D PROBABLY NAG ME TO NOT DESTROY THEM UNTIL SHE'S RUPTURED THEIR EAR DRUMS WITH HER SINGING!!! THIS IS A HELL I REFUSE TO ENDURE.

Besides, she's already disgusted with my past physical relationships. If I'm lucky, I can convince her that procreation is reserved exclusively for couples, not for coaches.

[omniconcert]

Stan darling, you're mine forever!

[eviltriumphs]

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Joy.

[the_blueblur]

Sounds like you didn't have such a good day.

[eviltriumphs]

You don't even want to know.

I miss the grotesque decor of the apartments. At least then I could punch screaming babies without that irritating complaining from sympathetic humans.