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[eviltriumphs]

I'm getting sick of eating beef jerky.

SLAVE, WHERE ARE ALL MY CANNED GOODS?! I CAN ONLY SURVIVE OFF OF THIS WITHERED, TASTELESS MEAT FOR SO LONG!!!

Ugh. At least the weather has improved. And apparently there's been a murder! Although this horrifying atmosphere is much more pleasant, I'm starting to get annoyed.

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[overshadowedboy]

There isn't anything left.

[eviltriumphs]

Nothing? Nothing at all?

[overshadowedboy]

The place that had stuff doesn't have any anymore.

[eviltriumphs]

Ugh. Figures. None of us are in danger of starving any time soon, but GODDAMMIT I'M GETTING SICK OF THIS STUPID COW MEAT!!!

[omniconcert]

Stan darling, Discedo is trying to tell us to go on a diet.

[eviltriumphs]

Pfft. My gorgeous body doesn't need dieting. I'm already sculpted like a god!

[omniconcert]

Totally!

But, like, you'll get all gross and boney if there's no food!

[eviltriumphs]

Bah. I've got food, just not enough variety. Baseball Slave, luckily, has just slaughtered some tasty sea creature though. I've got nothing to worry about!

Oh, and I suppose I'll give a little to you and Ari. I forgot to feed him last week anyway. ...I'm sure he'll survive.

[Locked to Stan]

[mrbaseballfan]

There have been food shortages lately, haven't there? Well, we took down a Kraken earlier. You can have a little of my share of the meat.

[Locked to Ness]

[eviltriumphs]

AND THIS IS WHY YOU ARE MY BEST SLAVE.

Just don't forget your tasks. It's not like they're hard, but they're important.

[quirky_sitar]

How about some fresh-caught Kraken?

[eviltriumphs]

Baseball Slave already offered, but I'm always up for more! FOR ONCE, MY SLAVES ARE ACTUALLY DOING THINGS!! This is a good week.

[private]

[quirky_sitar]

Oh, and we're gonna need your assistance, oh Evil One.

Uhm. Linda and Me think the Auditorium would be a good place for conquering.

[private]

[eviltriumphs]

...I'm listening.