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[eviltriumphs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

GAZE UPON MY MALICE, LOWLY WORMS!! I, EVIL KING STAN, HAVE JUST ABDUCTED A GOOD PORTION OF YOUR MEDICAL SUPPLIES AND A HELPLESS YOUNG WOMAN!!!! THAT'S RIGHT! YOUR DEAR....

[Stan pauses then turns away from the communicator. There's the sound of a door creaking open, and both voices that follow are a small distance away from

Comments

[awomanstouch]

You do realize that with the power limitations in place, all we have to do is ask for enough aid in moving our belongings back into the auditorium.

[eviltriumphs]

Hehehe, good luck getting past Linda. Even without her magic, she's more than capable of incapacitating someone. And Sitar Slave is quite the fighter with his own instrument.

AND IF YOU DO, WE'LL CONQUER IT AGAIN! HAHAHAH!!!

[prodigal_axe]

You did what with Jenny? Damn. I'd threaten you, but that's Jackie's job.

So what? You ransoming her or something?

Unconscious? You talking about Ari?

[eviltriumphs]

Nope. I'm holding her prisoner. But now that you've mentioned it, I probably could take advantage of all this, hehehehe...

Yeah. I left him in a hall somewhere. I told a doctor to jab him with a needle, so he'll probably be up and about soon enough.

[prodigal_axe]

God damn it. That wasn't an idea for you to steal. But hell, while we're on that page.

You a drinking man?

Er, in a hall somewhere? That's cold.

[eviltriumphs]

Yeah? I'm not reliant on it, but I appreciate a good ale now and then.

Bah, he'll be fine. I'm pretty sure he passed out by the medical supplies. Some doctor will probably come along, fix him up, and send him on his way.

[quirky_sitar]

Wait, abducted? I- I thought we just moved them? And Jenny too? S-Stan? Evil King, sir? Don't you think that's going, uh, a bit too far?

Aw shit. Harry's gonna be on our asses with the shotgun! I gotta call Travis for backup!

[eviltriumphs]

Hehehe, I took some while you were moving a majority of the boxes. Let's just call it an investment. And OF COURSE IT'S NOT! I'M EVIL!!

Ugh, that assassin cat freak?! Whatever. If he's partial to you, stick with him. I can survive whatever may come; I'm not about to lose my slaves to anything though! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU GUYS, YET!!

[quirky_sitar]

Just an investment in case you or Ari get...hurt, right? Right, right. Evil. Yeah. The Evillest.

He's got serious interests in the concert hall staying a concert hall, so he'll help I think. We're gonna make a Christmas Play!

[eviltriumphs]

I'm sure it will come in other uses, but that would be the general idea, yes.

Evilest, and don't you forget it.

...Christmas?

[betterassister]

...Are you for real?

An Evil King like Jumba's a 'Evil Mad Scientist'

Why is Ari lying around sick in some hallway.

[eviltriumphs]

I'm the realest Evil King you will ever meet. The only real one, in fact! ANYONE ELSE CLAIMING TO BE AN EVIL KING IS A FAKE!!

Oh, I left him there. I'm sure he'll be fine.

[betterassister]

Left him where? On the floor in the High School?

[eviltriumphs]

I think he passed out by the medical boxes.

[Voice]

[nummeh_souls]

Oh, for the love of...

Good job, loser. I hope you like pain, because I already know a handful of people who are ready to give it to you.

So.... Have fun with that!

[Voice]

[eviltriumphs]

HAH! As if any of those lowly insects could even find me, let alone destroy me. I eagerly await them. It will just be more people for me to obliterate! HAHAHA!!!

[Voice]

[nummeh_souls]

Heeeh... You sound pretty confident.

Though you do know that everyone in the city can't use their powers anymore, right?

[Voice]

[eviltriumphs]

I'm actually counting on that. Of course, lacking my own powers is infuriating, but I don't necessarily NEED them to fight, hehehe.