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[eviltriumphs]

Nnngh. Bastard. N-need my. Healing abilities back, ugh.

T-took me forever to dig out that bullet, y-you son of a bitch! HOW DARE YOU PUNCH ME WITH THAT WASHBIN ARM--!!

[Stan pauses, gritting his teeth and breathing heavily.]

H-hero battle indeed. You won't catch me so unprepared next time! WITH YOUR. BOOMSTICK. THING. Ugh. What ever happened. T-to

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[magicalquack]

That's what you deserve after what you did to Jenny!

[eviltriumphs]

Kidnapping is supposed to warrant a grand fight with the Hero, with lots of flashing lights and lightning and dramatic music!!!

AND THEN THAT STUPID GIRL HAD TO RUIN IT ALL BY FALLING OUT A WINDOW! Oh well, at least she'll have a few bruises to remember me by.

[magicalquack]

A few bruises? YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF IT'S ALL YOU GET THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU.

[eviltriumphs]

BRING IT ON, YOU SQUAWKING DINNER PLATTER! I'LL PLUCK YOUR FEATHERS AND USE THEM TO MAKE A LUXURIOUS PILLOW!! Oh, and then roast and eat you. BUT THE PILLOW IS THE MAIN PRODUCT OF YOUR SUFFERING!!!

[speakofthedead]

To bring Sorrow on others.. Hm.

We'll see if you face justice.

[eviltriumphs]

JUSTICE IS GIVING EACH THEIR DUE. I'M DUE TO HAVE A KINGDOM UNDER THE RULE OF MY IRON FIST!!!

[speakofthedead]

I'm surprised you have any followers at all, "Evil King".

I'm not an irrational man, sir king, but one might say you deserve a bullet to the head. I am not one to pass judgement on the matter. I'll simply watch while this mob tries to eat you alive.

I could be due to have my chip removed so I may continue my investigation into this city's history, but it seems neither request will be heeded.

[prodigal_axe]

Does it even bother you that you killed her?

[eviltriumphs]

OF COURSE NOT! I'M THE EMODIMENT OF EVIL, THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS, THE--!

...Wait. She died?

[prodigal_axe]

Yeah. You killed her.

Get why everyone's pissed now?

[1/2]

[eviltriumphs]

But...

[staticnotsound]

I could have killed you, if I wanted.

if i really

yeah

[eviltriumphs]

THEN HURRY UP AND KILL ME, HERO!! I'LL ONLY REINCARNATE AS SOMETHING GREATER! I WILL ONLY BECOME AND EVEN GREATER EVIL KING, HAHAHAHAHA!!!

...At least do it with a sword, though. I demand an epic death, Metal Armed Hero.

Ugh. I'd rather die with dignity this time too.

[staticnotsound]

found a sword here

not a hero though

still want a fight?

[eviltriumphs]

...Meh. You'll do.

[tyrantinasuit]

Huh.

[eviltriumphs]

What.

[tyrantinasuit]

Nothing. I'm just amazed that people actually take you seriously.

[eviltriumphs]

WHAT?!?! OF COURSE PEOPLE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!! I am the shadow that surrounds you at night, the one that makes your heart race and eyes bulge! I am the darkness that haunts the darkest corners of your mind, like a dark... thingy! I am every pain you've ever felt, every sickness you've ever suffered, every traumatic memory that leaves your mind and soul in shattered pieces!!

I AM THE EVIL KING, LORD STANLEY HIHAT TRINIDAD XIV!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Also I've apparently just killed a girl. I think that helps my reputation.