[Voice Post]

[eviltriumphs]

YOU CAN'T KEEP ME IN HERE YOU SWINE.

I AM LORD STANLEY HIHAT TRINIDAD THE FOURTEENTH.

I

AM

GOD.

[ooc: So he's a little delirious due to fever from his infection. Not that... there's a significant difference from his normal behavior. He'll be attempting to break out of prison with the most fucking retarded methods possible, including but not limited to:

Comments

[omniconcert]

Stan darling! Ohmigosh, I've been looking everywhere for you! Where have you been? Where are you? Did those lame people kidnap you or whatever?

[eviltriumphs]

I AM IN THE CAGE OF DOOM AND FILTH.

MY CAGE OF DOOM AND FILTH.

FOR ALL THAT IS BELONGS TO MEEEEEEE!!!!

[omniconcert]

Ewww. Does it smell?

[eviltriumphs]

IT SMELLS

LIKE CONQUEST.

And moldy peaches.

[prodigal_axe]

Hey God. Calm Linda the fuck down, okay? She's got evil schemes running and I gotta finish fixing my bar.

You hurt or something?

[eviltriumphs]

GOOD. TASTE THE BURNING OF DELAY. TASTE IT.

I AM NOT HURT. I AM EVIL KING STAN. I HAVE NO PURPOSE FOR PAIN, YOU FOOLISH FOOL!!

[prodigal_axe]

What, are you high?

Your little girlfriend kidnapped me. You ought be proud of her evil bullshit.

[eviltriumphs]

HIGH? EVIL KING STAN IS NOT HIGH! UNLESS YOU ARE REFERRING TO MY IMPOSING STATURE AND POWER. THEN YOU ARE CORRECT, GOOD SIR.

HAHAHAHAH!!! NOW YOU SHALL BE THE SLAVE OF A SLAVE.

MEANING YOU

ARE A SCANDALOUS LAUNDRY WENCH.

[theforceoncrack]

Trinidad?

[eviltriumphs]

MY NAME IS HOLY.

IT IS

THE SIGN.

[theforceoncrack]

Uhhh.

Okay then.

[eviltriumphs]

I WILL FIND YOU.

FOR YOU, JACKIE.

YOU ARE MY QUEST!!!

[circleinsand]

...

[eviltriumphs]

HAHAHAHA, LOOK AT ME, I'M A WELL LIKED CHILD OF QUESTIONABLE GENDER WHO USES ELLIPSES. I'M SO MYSTERIOUS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHUT UP. DO NOT JUDGE GOD'S WILL.

I love you so hard.

[circleinsand]

I-- ...um...

Sorry.

I love you too

[eviltriumphs]

EVIL KING STAN ACCEPTS YOUR APOLOGY, LOWLY HE SHE OF MY DOMINION.

NOW CRY.

CRY A RIVER OF TEARS TO FLOOD THIS CAGE. AND BUILD ME AN ARMADA TO AIDE MY ESCAPE.

[holy_fuuraiken]

Will you please calm down.

I should contact someone to take a look at you.

[eviltriumphs]

CALM DOWN?! CALM DOWN?!

I AM ON A QUEST FROM GOD.

I AM GOD.

[holy_fuuraiken]

If you do not calm down I will be forced to restrain you in some way.

[eviltriumphs]

YOU CANNOT RESTRAIN ME.

I AM UNSTOPPABLE FORCE.