Comments | eviltriumphs: [Voice Post]

eviltriumphs

[Voice Post]

Oct 17, 2008 18:28

MY ZOMBIE LEGION HAS FINALLY COME TO FRUITION!! AHAHAHAHA!!!

TONIGHT, MY DEADPAN MINIONS:

WE SET SAIL BEFORE THEY CLOSE THE PORTS!!!

[ooc: Still in jail. Still delirious. Even sicker now though, so whoever is watching him in the station might have to clean up vomit and junk. HAVE FUN.]

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FUCKING MADAGASCAR omniconcert October 17 2008, 22:44:25 UTC

Okay.

[1/3] SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. eviltriumphs October 17 2008, 22:46:19 UTC

LINDA--!

[2/3] eviltriumphs October 17 2008, 22:46:58 UTC

...Linda...?

[3/3] eviltriumphs October 17 2008, 22:49:46 UTC

LINDA!

QUICKLY. COUGH AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. SPREAD THE PANIC!!!

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earthsmasher October 17 2008, 22:47:50 UTC

...Wait a second, you did this?!

eviltriumphs October 17 2008, 22:50:20 UTC

I DO EVERYTHING.

earthsmasher October 17 2008, 22:52:59 UTC

I doubt it.

eviltriumphs October 17 2008, 23:00:13 UTC

HOW DARE YOU DOUBT YOUR GOD!!

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE JOY OF BECOMING BETTER.

I WILL NEVER LET YOU!!!

tokyo_pink October 17 2008, 23:04:14 UTC

You're way too loud.

eviltriumphs October 17 2008, 23:12:30 UTC

LOUD? LOUD? YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF LOUD.

MY VOICE IS SO GLORIOUS AND RESONATING SO IT MAY REACH THE EARS OF EVERY SINGLE CREATURE ON THIS PLANET.

AND THEN IMPLODE THEM! HAHAHA!!!!

tokyo_pink October 17 2008, 23:14:04 UTC

It's annoying.

eviltriumphs October 17 2008, 23:27:08 UTC

MY VOICE IS INFINITE, WHILE YOUR MEAGER EXISTENCE IS SMALL.

I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CAT.

YOU WILL KNOW. THE MEANING. OF HOLY WRATH.

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embracethewaves October 17 2008, 23:35:41 UTC

I don't think any of them care enough to listen to you.

eviltriumphs October 17 2008, 23:41:21 UTC

THEY DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO NOT LISTEN TO ME!

embracethewaves October 18 2008, 17:42:03 UTC

YEAH RIGHT! Then why haven't your zombie minions come to help you invade or something, huh?

eviltriumphs October 18 2008, 19:30:08 UTC

BECAUSE ZOMBIES ARE NOTORIOUSLY STUPID.

DUH.

I JUST HAVE TO TRAIN THEM LIKE I'D TRAIN AN EXCEPTIONALLY DUMB DOG.

OR ARI.

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Apathy? Totally fakingot. quirky_sitar October 17 2008, 23:40:55 UTC

Mmhm.

You little liar >:| eviltriumphs October 17 2008, 23:46:06 UTC

QUICKLY, SITAR SLAVE.

CRY ME A RIVER OF TEARS.

THEY CAN SHUT DOWN THEIR PORTS, BUT THEY WILL NEVER EXPECT THE RIVER, AHAHAHAHA!!!

AND GO GET THE HE SHE WHO CAN CRY FINELY CRAFTED SHIPS. WE WILL USE THEM AS OUR VESSELS.

Re: You little liar >:| quirky_sitar October 17 2008, 23:53:48 UTC

Sure.

So...How'd you make us Zombies, Oh Evil One?

eviltriumphs October 17 2008, 23:56:27 UTC

I WILLED IT.

IT IS THE WILL OF GOD.

THEREFORE, IT HAPPENED.

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