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[eviltriumphs]

SLAVES. BUBBLY ANNOYANCE. ANYONE.

GO FETCH THAT BRATTY TWIG PRINCESS BEFORE SHE LIQUEFIES MY BRAIN WITH HER ASININE "ORDERS".

Who does she think she is, ordering me around like that?! She may be human royalty, but I surpass their meager statures!! I use the robes of flabby human kings as toilet paper!! Rrrrrgh. Little lobotomized harpy. This

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[doll_liprincess]

I am waiting, servant!

[eviltriumphs]

SERVANT?!?!?!?!

[doll_liprincess]

Are you deaf? Of course I said servant! Now hurry and get me! Once you get here you can shine my shoes.

[eviltriumphs]

HOW DARE YOU REFER TO ME AS SUCH, LOWLY STICK GIRL!!!

I AM SO FAR ABOVE YOU, MY SUPERIORITY OVER YOU PIERCES THE HEAVENS AND MAKES THEM BLEED WITH MY UTTER COOLNESS AND SUPREMACY!!! YOU'RE JUST AN EXCESSIVELY HAUGHTY MAGGOT IN THE WOUND OF SOCIETY!! You may be able to boss my spineless slave around, but I am a whole new level, girlie!! If you even think of calling me "servant" again, I'll wring your scrawny, goose-like neck!!!

AND I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUR SHOES.

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[invested]

If you would just-- Quieten. Down.

{2/2}

[invested]

[frustrated sigh] You're not human?

[eviltriumphs]

Of course not, I'm not some lower life form! I'm the Evil King.

[invested]

'Evil King'? Well aren't you one of a kind. But your species?

[cheatingbelief]

Always so loud. No one cares if you missed people.

[eviltriumphs]

...

Where did it say that I don't miss anyone ever LIAR!!!

[cheatingbelief]

So you haven't realised that yet.

If you didn't miss them, why the fuss?

[eviltriumphs]

Realized what?

...Because they still have duties to complete. They're not allowed to die until then.

[omniconcert]

OHMIGOSH, I AM WAY BETTER THAN KISLING!

[eviltriumphs]

THEN STOP DYING!

[omniconcert]

IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

[eviltriumphs]

YES IT WAS! You just had to go and get yourself blown up, didn't you?!

[pretty_thorns]

Be nice to Linda or you'll get a spanking you noisy thing!

[eviltriumphs]

I'LL TREAT HER HOWEVER I LIKE, YOU SCANTILY-CLAD FLIRT! She's my follower, so she should obey my orders!!