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[eviltriumphs]

Hello, my lowly peasants.

BEHOLD, YOUR NEW TERRIFYING OVERLORD, EVIL KING STAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Grovel, kiss my feet!! For the mercy and kindness you may have known in your own worlds is long gone! I am the dark shadow that haunts this land. PREPARE FOR YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!

Comments

[tonguey]

HYAHAHAHAHAHA

Are Evil Kings crunchy an' good with ketchup?! HAH??

[eviltriumphs]

...Are you an escaped metal patient?

[tonguey]

BETTER

[eviltriumphs]

What could be better?!

[grimmerlove]

Screw marrying Linda. You should marry Ari.

[omniconcert]

You again?! Ohmigosh, just go away!

[eviltriumphs]

SLAVE?!

He can't even procreate! AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE THAT I LIKE WOMEN?!?!

[grimmerlove]

You can like women and men. :D

[cyber_g_marina]

Oh nonsense, I don't have time to be terrified of you. I have to find Prof. Theo! You should really get out there and try to make more friends instead of yelling at everyone like that.

If you haven't seen a big guy with a white beard and a lab coat around here I'll just look somewhere else.

[eviltriumphs]

...Lab coat, white hair?

DAMNIT, IS KISLING HERE TOO?!

[cyber_g_marina]

I don't know who Kisling is, but I'm talking about Professor Theo! Green bandanna, looks like Santa, kind of old.. Likes to grope..

[eviltriumphs]

Don't know him. Sounds like the Quack Scientist's twin, especially if he stalks girls.

[crawling_what]

Don't~

[eviltriumphs]

Don't what? Overtake the world for my own selfish desires? TOO BAD! That's what Evil Kings do!

[superblynatural]

So you're... a Shadow King?

[restraining laughter]

[eviltriumphs]

The Shadow Evil King!

[superblynatural]

You sound more like Tamaki-sempai than Kyouya-sempai to me.

What do you rule over?

[eviltriumphs]

Who?

I rule over every living creature that walks, flies, and crawls! I rule over the sun and the stars and all the other stupid nonsense humans like to romanticize as something to be revered! I AM THE RULER OF THIS AND ALL OTHER WORLDS!!