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eviltriumphs

[Voice Post]

Dec 25, 2008 15:17

PRUSSIA

IS

MINE!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm enjoying this holiday already.

[ooc: Long story short: Stan just kicked Prussia's ass and claimed him as his own country. He is now Prussistan!]

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[Text] shimbo_hiromu December 25 2008, 21:55:13 UTC

It's about time somebody shut him up..

[Text] eviltriumphs December 25 2008, 22:15:00 UTC

Enslavement is the best way to make someones throat close in utter terror!!

If he tries a revolt, I'm gagging him and salting his agricultural fields.

[voice] hanyaaan December 25 2008, 22:12:00 UTC

Wh-What?! You can't do that!

[voice] eviltriumphs December 25 2008, 22:20:23 UTC

TOO LATE!!

He fought well, but in the end, no nation can defend themselves against my might!

[voice] hanyaaan December 25 2008, 22:24:38 UTC

That's wrong! You can't just claim another person like a slave-!

...You have to let him go!

[voice] eviltriumphs December 25 2008, 23:10:03 UTC

First of all, he's not a person, he's a country. Humans assemble army and invade lands all the time. It happens.

Second, I already have slaves that are far more capable of fighting than this bozo.

Third, I don't have to do any such thing. Do you know why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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[ Voice; English ] fallenfishes December 25 2008, 22:37:20 UTC

How can Mister own Prussia!?

[ Voice; English ] eviltriumphs December 25 2008, 23:14:44 UTC

I kicked his ass and claimed him as mine under threat of kicking his ass again. It wasn't a very difficult task.

[ Voice; English ] fallenfishes December 25 2008, 23:21:22 UTC

Why did Mister do that!?

[ Voice; English ] eviltriumphs December 25 2008, 23:32:43 UTC

Oh good lord, how many times do I have to say this?!

I'M EVIL KING STAN! I AM NIGHTMARES INCARNATE! I MAKE HEARTS QUIVER IN TERROR FOR SHEER ENJOYMENT!!

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merelymisplaced December 25 2008, 23:03:09 UTC

Er. That doesn't sound very Christmas-like.

eviltriumphs December 25 2008, 23:16:25 UTC

All I've heard about this "Christmas" nonsense is that it's a time to be jolly and merry and blah blah blah. Nothing warms my heart more than enslaving a new country, so HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ME!

merelymisplaced December 25 2008, 23:18:34 UTC

It's also generally a holiday about, er, thinking about other people.

eviltriumphs December 25 2008, 23:38:06 UTC

I was thinking that other people should bow before my terrifying visage, but I'll settle with conquering a nation.

...Oh fine. I'll name an aqueduct after Demyx or something.

[ text ] dlihcraw December 25 2008, 23:18:19 UTC

Ha ha ha. Why would you want a country pathetic as Prussia.

Enjoy that. I'm so envious of you, really.

[ text ] eviltriumphs December 25 2008, 23:28:22 UTC

He may be a miserable little excuse for a country, but he's still an established nation, a headstrong one at that. That means he has at least a moderately stable society, and judging by that ridiculous hat, a decent economy.

Crushing him under the iron fist of my rule will be all the sweeter, HAHAHAHA!!!

[ text ] dlihcraw December 25 2008, 23:32:33 UTC

Years ago. His nation was officially abolished in 1949 but it was useless come 1900's, really.

You two sound like you'd get along just fine, though. Heheh.

(pft, he's not jealous or angry that Stan beat Prussia and he did, pffft pffft pffft.)

[ text ] eviltriumphs December 25 2008, 23:52:29 UTC

Goddamn it. ...He still makes an excellent trophy.

Actually I'm looking for one of those sleeping charms so he'll stop his bitching about Ew-rope and Germs.

[ooc: THIS VICTORY BARELY COUNTS SINCE STAN IS THE MOST INCOMPITENT RULER EVER.]

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