[Cuts in to a very baffled, very irritated Stan muttering incoherently, and then...]
Ugh, for the last time, little girl! I don't know who you are and I don't know why you have pointed ears or shadow powers but get this through your head:
I. DON'T. HAVE. A. DAUGHTER.
...WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! STOP THAT! SHUT UP OR I'LL WRING YOUR SCRAWNEY LITTLE--!
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b) This situation warrants it.
c) Your hat is silly.
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What is with you and my hat? I think you're just jealous.
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ITS VERY EXISTENCE ENRAGES ME. It's as thought it emits an aura of pure... floof!
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You? Have a SMEET? I LAUGH AT THE VERY NOTION!
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if you're not wanting that smeet, ZIM would OFFER HIS SERVICES to..deal with it.
[ Cackle. Oh yeah, ZIM went there. And by went there, he offered to do horrible things to this invisiDaughter. ]
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HEY!! DON'T TOUCH MY UNAPPETIZING POTENTIAL OFFSPRING!!!
[That sounds dirty AND Stan never was one to share food anyway. DEFENSIVE DADDY MODE ACTIVATED. Or maybe he just thinks her eyeballs would be good in a martini. You never know.]
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