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Jan 01, 2009 01:12


[Cuts in to a very baffled, very irritated Stan muttering incoherently, and then...]

Ugh, for the last time, little girl! I don't know who you are and I don't know why you have pointed ears or shadow powers but get this through your head:

I. DON'T. HAVE. A. DAUGHTER.

...WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! STOP THAT! SHUT UP OR I'LL WRING YOUR SCRAWNEY LITTLE--!

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[Text] 2cool4europe January 1 2009, 21:37:10 UTC
Do you ever stop yelling?

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[Text] eviltriumphs January 1 2009, 21:59:15 UTC
a) Volume and diction can get the point across just as clearly as the choice of words.
b) This situation warrants it.
c) Your hat is silly.

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[Text] 2cool4europe January 1 2009, 22:16:06 UTC
Well, what's the situation?

What is with you and my hat? I think you're just jealous.

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[Text] eviltriumphs January 1 2009, 22:36:43 UTC
A little girl is claiming to be my daughter. It would be easier to refute if she didn't bear a striking resemblance to me.

ITS VERY EXISTENCE ENRAGES ME. It's as thought it emits an aura of pure... floof!

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germphobic January 1 2009, 22:48:59 UTC
[ Just begins to laugh. ]

You? Have a SMEET? I LAUGH AT THE VERY NOTION!

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[voice] eviltriumphs January 1 2009, 22:55:42 UTC
I don't know what a Smeet is, BUT I FIND YOUR HAUGHTY TONE AND EQUALLY LOUD VOICE EXTREMELY IRRITATING!! Ugh. Don't you have some firstborn to consume, oversized insect?!

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Re: [voice] germphobic January 1 2009, 23:01:42 UTC
A smeet is what you are whining about, is it not? I don't eat firstborns, but I wouldn't mind experimenting on them...

if you're not wanting that smeet, ZIM would OFFER HIS SERVICES to..deal with it.

[ Cackle. Oh yeah, ZIM went there. And by went there, he offered to do horrible things to this invisiDaughter. ]

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[voice] eviltriumphs January 2 2009, 01:08:40 UTC
Oh, you mean the child? This sprog hardly looks like she'd make a satisfying snack--

HEY!! DON'T TOUCH MY UNAPPETIZING POTENTIAL OFFSPRING!!!

[That sounds dirty AND Stan never was one to share food anyway. DEFENSIVE DADDY MODE ACTIVATED. Or maybe he just thinks her eyeballs would be good in a martini. You never know.]

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