(Untitled)

[eviltriumphs]

Just when I was starting to tolerate that brat's prescence. She definitely had the makings of a future Evil King. Her diabolical laughter even sounded like mine... Bah. I'll worry about heirs once I've established a larger kingdom!

HEY PRUSSIA. WE'RE BUYING SEALAND. JUST A HEADS UP IN CASE YOU NOTICE A DRAIN IN YOUR ECONOMY which I sincerely doubt,

Comments

[Text] 1/2

[2cool4europe]

What...?

[Text]

[2cool4europe]

Woah, woah. What the hell?! You can't just go around buying worthless countries without consulting me! I don't want Sealand! Don't touch my economy!

[Text]

[eviltriumphs]

He's not worthless, he's advanced... even if he's just as excitable and irritating as Linda. Land is land and I'm using spoils of war to purchase him so QUIT WHINING BEFORE I MELT EVERY SWORD IN YOUR MILITARY AND BURN DOWN YOUR ARMORIES!!!!

[Text]

[2cool4europe]

Advanced?! He's related to England! Just look at his eyebrows! That is not advanced! At all!

I'm not letting you buy him. That's that.

[theforceoncrack]

[eviltriumphs]

I ALREADY HAVE DIBS ON THE SMALL PROVINCE HANDS OFF, BROODING BOY!!!

[theforceoncrack]

....that's....kinda pedo, man.

[eviltriumphs]

Huh?

[secrethistorian]

You're buying P-chan, Stan-chan?

[eviltriumphs]

Yup! With my spoils from conquering Prussia, hehehehehe.

See, I'm using the money of a defeated nation to purchase another nation, thus I'm continuing to crush Prussia's will to bend to my ever whim while acquiring more land. LET NO ONE TELL YOU I AM DOING LEGITIMATE BUSINESS!!

[secrethistorian]

Ahhh, I see. Well, it sounds kind've legitimate, since you're using victory spoils.

[eviltriumphs]

It's not legitimate because I'm an evil dictator and I'm spending Prussia's money without his consent. DON'T ACCUSE ME OF DOING THINGS LEGALLY LIKE... THE CHAIRMEN FAKE EVIL KING!!!

[tomoyoshida]

... You're buying Sealand?

[eviltriumphs]

Through completely evil and not-at-all legit means, mind you.