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[eviltriumphs]

Ugh, to think I had to endure the damn pox to have it again!! At least it's not as bad this time.

I swear, if ONE MORE SLAVE DISAPPEARS OR DIES, I WILL FEED THE NEAREST CHILD TO A DINGO!!! Or one of those long-tongued dogs if no dingo is available. Preferably, it will be the child that started all of this!!

[Stan coughs a little before continuing]

So

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[yougogirlfrien]

Ooh, are you, like, Prussia's boss or whatever?

[eviltriumphs]

Yes, and he's my newly conquered nation. Who're you?

[yougogirlfrien]

Poland! Total bummer, though--I, like, totally wanted to conquer Prussia.

[eviltriumphs]

Hehehehe, I can understand that feeling. However, you're too late! Prussia is mine!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

...Wait, Poland? You're the one who has a Commonwealth with Bubbly Annoyance?

[omniconcert]

I'm on it, Stan darling! Did you get small pox like everyone else?

Hey, um, have you, like.... seen Epros in a while? 'Cause I totally can't find him.

[eviltriumphs]

It's a different pox, from what I can tell. I already had small pox centuries ago, and this one is mostly on my torso.

...No. Floating bastard likes to disappear into thin air when he's the only vaguely competent one of you lot...

[omniconcert]

A different pox? Is it, like, Big Pox or something?

He'll totally be back, right?

[eviltriumphs]

...Yes, Linda. Big Pox. Whatever.

I-- ...yeah. He'll be back. He knows what's in store for him if he doesn't!!!

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[2cool4europe]

Stop saying my name, you loudmouthed idiot!

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[eviltriumphs]

Oh, right, I forgot. You have a brain malfunction that makes you misinterpret words into garble. Alright, I'll repeat my orders:

YOU ARE TO STAND IN THE CORNER AND NOT DIE!!! Will that be so hard of you. Really. Will it be that hard to just sit there and not have your agricultural fields salted or anything?!

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[2cool4europe]

Shut the hell up! I'm too awesome to speak England's poor excuse for a language!

I didn't die! I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but it didn't happen. There's no way some stupid explosion like that could ever take out the great nation of Prussia!

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[eviltriumphs]

I don't even know who England is! I'm talking about regular, human language you dolt!!

Oh yeah? Because you were looking PRETTY DAMN DEAD THERE, PRUSSIA!!! And I know dead! I've caused it millions of times before, and your charred corpse didn't a have a breath left in it!

[quirky_sitar]

On Sealand? Yessir! He's really nice. Austria too..have you heard Austria play!

Oh and Linda's got a Commonwealth now, with Poland, now that Epros left and broke her heart.

[eviltriumphs]

A better question is do I care?! Ugh, as long as he can entertain Sealand so I don't have to, have a blast.

...She's a what. Wait, wait. Linda... conquered something?! DOES SHE EVEN HAVE THAT SORT OF BRAIN CAPACITY?!?!

[quirky_sitar]

Okay! Will do! I'm your friendly diplomatic relations and sneaky spy network hookup!

Uh, I think they're a pretty good match! Haven't you met Poland?

[eviltriumphs]

Heh, sneaky spy, eh? At least I'll have someone from my dark legion doing misdeeds and trickery while I'm bed-bound!

Just did. I'm still amazed that Linda had that sort of power. Then again, I am her Coach, and she may still have a lingering of my vile, conquering nature lodged inside her empty skull. Do you know what this means?! I... I've made an Almost Evil King out of an airheaded singer! I'm amazing!!!

[herowithparasol]

You mean a strawberry? Hmmhmm, I just might, but I really don't think that's a good enough reason for me to just hand it over Stanley, you'll have to try harder than that to bribe off a Hero!

[eviltriumphs]

OH, SHUT YOUR TRAP, BLIMP BUTT!! I've given you the most generous offer available, either take it or don't!!

[herowithparasol]

There is NO DEAL, you lousy crummy jerk! You live with your pox! It serves you right!

You and that Prussia are a match made in the Netherworld!

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[eviltriumphs]

DO YOU THINK I NEED YOU, PORKY WOMAN?! ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS FOR YOUR NEXT TO SNAP UNDER MY HAND AS I WATCH THE FEAR AND AWE DRAIN AWAY FROM YOUR LIFELESS EYES WHILE I LAUGH AND LAUGH AT YOUR DYING MISERY AND--!