He has no idea what's going on, FYI

[eviltriumphs]

Before I address anyone of actual value:

YES. THERE'S GOING TO BE A WAR. SO EITHER YOU STUPID, BARELY-EVOLVED WORMS CAN FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT SIDE, OR YOU CAN SHUT UP AND EXILE YOURSELF. If you choose the latter, I will probably split your cheeks open and light your vital organs on fire with my dark powers. ...Actually, I'll probably do that anyway,

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[im_a_country_2]

Don't call me brat!

[Private]

[eviltriumphs]

If you were my son, I would strike you. Right. Sorry.

Anyway, I've got a job for you. Want to finally be a respected world power?

[Private]

[im_a_country_2]

Depends on what it- respected? Okay I'm listening.

[Private]

[eviltriumphs]

Good. How do you feel about England?

Because you're about to kick his ass in war.

[Private]

[im_a_country_2]

He's a stupid jerkface who never lets me do what I want!

Wait wait! You're going to kick his ass? You can't do that! You can only attack terrorists!

[Private]

[eviltriumphs]

Well then, it's about time we teach him a lesson, eh? After this, he can't appropriately tell you what to do anymore. Only I can do that. You can just tell him to piss off if he's bothering you!

.........I am a terrorist. Have you not been paying attention to the whole "Evil King" part?!

[Private] ... Playercest :D;

[im_a_country_2]

But terrorists don't have wars! They just attack people. You only have wars on terror.

Anyway, if you hurt England I'll feel bad America will nuke you.

[Private] NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[eviltriumphs]

How can you have wars on terror?! Wars are full of terror! Granted, not as much terror as I incite, but terror nonetheless. A war on terror is just an oxymoron.

It's not like I'm going to kill him, as much fun as that would be, and I don't know who America is or what nukes are NOR DO I CARE. Look, all I need you to do is scream and pretend I'm kidnapping you. If you don't cooperate, things are going to get realistic fast, understood?

[Private] That is the road you travel. **;

[im_a_country_2]

You find terrorists and then bomb them, then say they have nukes and invade and stuff.

They are big bombs that rain fire and radiation and make not just a country but... HALF A WORLD uninhabitable. They are super dangerous and bad and kill the environment.

Put like that I'd rather I not get kidnapped for real.

Okay, I can scream! Just... don't hurt him too much okay?

[Private] IF I'M FORCED TO PLAYERCEST, I'M DRAGGING EVERYONE DOWN WITH ME. INCLUDING YOU.

[eviltriumphs]

...That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And that's saying something, I have to deal with Linda.

Hmmmm. And where would one find one of these "nukes"?

When Prussia and I give the signal, cause a ruckus. I don't care how, just start hollering and screaming that we've taken you. It's not like we can kill a country with just a single war. The worst that's going to happen is that he'll be busted up for a good while and, if things go smoothly, under my control. In which case, I'll put you in charge of him, since I can't be wasting my time with him all day.

[Private]Don't make Ari guard Sealand, don't do it. D:

[im_a_country_2]

America has them.

But, Italy died like anyone else! Fine... but, as a warning Lucca might not like it. I can't do anything about her.

[Private] IF STAN FIGHTS AMERICA, I WILL

[eviltriumphs]

I'll remember that. Maybe I can trick him into deploying it on a false target, hehehehe.

Then Italy is a failure. And we'll deal with this "Lucca" later. As long as you're alive and unharmed, she doesn't have a right to complain. And if she does, I'll track her down and throw her in captivity with you.

[Private] WILL AMERICA SERIOUSLY STAND BY AND LET THEM ALL KICK ENGLANDS ASS?

[im_a_country_2]

The trials of a small and growing nation.

[Private] ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE. See: both World Wars

[eviltriumphs]

Growing being the operative word.

[Private] Heh

[im_a_country_2]

You don't have to rub it in!