Comments | eviltriumphs: He has no idea what's going on, FYI

eviltriumphs

He has no idea what's going on, FYI

Mar 29, 2009 01:23

Before I address anyone of actual value:

YES. THERE'S GOING TO BE A WAR. SO EITHER YOU STUPID, BARELY-EVOLVED WORMS CAN FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT SIDE, OR YOU CAN SHUT UP AND EXILE YOURSELF. If you choose the latter, I will probably split your cheeks open and light your vital organs on fire with my dark powers. ...Actually, I'll probably do that anyway, ( Read more... )

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novaerog March 29 2009, 09:03:41 UTC

Heh, good to hear that some people don't mind a war.

eviltriumphs March 31 2009, 03:39:20 UTC

Mind?! I'm the harbinger of war! Hehehehehe.

novaerog March 31 2009, 03:57:40 UTC

Hm, oh really?

eviltriumphs March 31 2009, 04:11:19 UTC

See here. I will gladly elaborate on my terrifying awesomeness if need be!

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whatthefactor March 29 2009, 14:35:50 UTC

So is everyone from your world an |moron| or what?

eviltriumphs March 31 2009, 03:47:29 UTC

Is everyone from your world a Noisy Freak with ugly tattoos and a bad hair cut?

whatthefactor March 31 2009, 11:20:25 UTC

Nope, I'm 1 of a kind. Also, a) my hair is zetta sexy, and b) those aren't tattoos.

eviltriumphs April 1 2009, 02:44:22 UTC

Oh, so you're just naturally a hideous goon, how good to know.

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[Voice] tenkai_soul March 29 2009, 15:12:13 UTC

For an Evil King, you seem terribly ill-versed in the Art of War.

[Voice] eviltriumphs March 31 2009, 03:53:56 UTC

What?! Of course I'm well-versed in the Art of War!! I'm the Artist of War on my world!! I--and by I, I mean my predecessor, Evil King Gohma, but since I'm his reincarnation he may as well be me--plagued the world with wars that lasted centuries! Man against Man, Man against Evil King (Man lost), Man against Ghost--blood drenched the streets, the scent of death and decay stained the sky black, the flames from the burning pits of corpses cast shadows so long, so inherently evil that I could comfortably live and control the shadows from the funeral pyres!!

In short: DON'T TRY TO TEACH ME ABOUT WAR, BRAT!

[Voice] tenkai_soul March 31 2009, 06:18:36 UTC

So, given all of that... you still call this a "war"?

[Voice] eviltriumphs April 1 2009, 02:44:58 UTC

Not yet, there's still work to be done.

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waypastcool March 29 2009, 15:36:56 UTC

Oh yeah? And what if we refuse? What're you gonna do about it?

eviltriumphs March 31 2009, 04:06:45 UTC

Refuse what? I'VE GIVEN YOU TWO CHOICES. FIGHT OR DIE.

waypastcool March 31 2009, 04:08:20 UTC

Both, duh. Why should I care about this so-called 'war'?

eviltriumphs March 31 2009, 04:12:39 UTC

Because your life and lives of everyone you care about will be at risk once the explosives start flying and body parts rain from the sky, hehehehe.

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secrethistorian March 29 2009, 18:11:31 UTC

Can we just not participate at all? I'm trying to ignore this war thing as much as possible. Sides, it sounds more like a petty feud than a war. [ Ffffff don't make Bookman unload a list of wars he's witnessed, Stanley ]

eviltriumphs March 31 2009, 04:19:12 UTC

Pirate Slave, I am the Evil King of Prussia and am heavily involved in this war, therefore you are heavily involved in this war. THIS ISN'T A HARD CONCEPT!! Surely you have more intelligence than Linda. Surely.

Besides, I need to punch England in the face for all the whining about his language I've suffered from Prussia.