Meh. My nations are an abolished, ill-tempered useless German and a bratty little island with obnoxiously large eyebrows. I've got to get back on track to slowly infecting Discadian society from within, but my slaves keep disappearing and stupid Prussia keeps going to war! And to make things worse, my mortal enemy has gone ga-ga for an idiot country! How the hell is an Evil King supposed to get anything done around here with all these shenanigans?!
Well, if you conquer the world, I'd rather not be on your badside.
Well, can't really help with the idiot countries, but on the mortal enemy in love front: Couldn't you, oh, I don't know, use this lovey-dovey thing to get rid of her? Get her when her guard is down sort of thing?
Hehehehe I only have a bad side!! My mercy is only reserved for my slaves and serfs!
Hmmmm... possibly. But I'd have to manipulate it in such a way that I would ultimately be the one to destroy her. But, I'm a genius, so this should be no problem! Ahahahaha!!
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Meh. My nations are an abolished, ill-tempered useless German and a bratty little island with obnoxiously large eyebrows. I've got to get back on track to slowly infecting Discadian society from within, but my slaves keep disappearing and stupid Prussia keeps going to war! And to make things worse, my mortal enemy has gone ga-ga for an idiot country! How the hell is an Evil King supposed to get anything done around here with all these shenanigans?!
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Well, can't really help with the idiot countries, but on the mortal enemy in love front: Couldn't you, oh, I don't know, use this lovey-dovey thing to get rid of her? Get her when her guard is down sort of thing?
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Hmmmm... possibly. But I'd have to manipulate it in such a way that I would ultimately be the one to destroy her. But, I'm a genius, so this should be no problem! Ahahahaha!!
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I think the person controlling you likes to laugh at you when you fail.
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